The left one is smaller...

[neonlyte]

‘Slip those down,’ the Doc instructed, casually pointing to my boxers.

I thought it might come to this, I’d worn a decent pair, didn’t want to embarrass anyone.

He groped around for less time than it took to appreciate his fingers were on my balls.

‘Any idea why the left one is smaller than the right one?’ he asked.

What does one answer?

‘Is it?’ (which is what I answered) sounded banal. It was only after leaving that you begin to think up the really good answers.

I was recounting this part of my medical to the SO last night as we prepared for bed.

‘How did he know?’ she innocently asked.

‘He shone a torch at them and measured their shadows,’ I flippantly answered.

It took her about twenty minutes to finally agree with the ‘docs findings. I was really quite surprised and ‘touched’ that she could find so many ways to measure their respective sizes.

- - - - -

I suppose this thread really ought to have a point rather than be anecdotal, differences might be worth a Literotic romp.

Are your balls different sizes?
Are your breasts uneven?
Do your nipples point to the ceiling or the floor?
Do you bend to the left, or the right?
Guy's, does it matter which side you dress?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

My breasts are uneven and it's embarrassing. My right one is actually about a 38 C and my left is a 36. It's noticeable too, like people will tell me my tits are uneven (thinking it's my bra or my shirt or something) and I have to just play it off with a laugh or something because I really don't want to explain to complete strangers about the fact that no, it's just my one huge tit. Plus, my right nipple is annoyingly sensitive. Compared to my left one it's a huge deal. Because it's so freakin huge compared to my other one, it doesn't get hard either.



I always say, if I were to ever get surgery done, it would be breast reduction surgery and get my right breast reduced to match my left one.

 

[Antfarmer77]

My breasts are uneven and it's embarrassing. My right one is actually about a 38 C and my left is a 36. It's noticeable too, like people will tell me my tits are uneven (thinking it's my bra or my shirt or something) and I have to just play it off with a laugh or something because I really don't want to explain to complete strangers about the fact that no, it's just my one huge tit. Plus, my right nipple is annoyingly sensitive. Compared to my left one it's a huge deal. Because it's so freakin huge compared to my other one, it doesn't get hard either.



I always say, if I were to ever get surgery done, it would be breast reduction surgery and get my right breast reduced to match my left one.

Why not make the left one bigger?

 

[cloudy]

Why not make the left one bigger?

Because, although some of y'all may appreciate large, hefty breasts, those of us that have to lug them around 24/7 would like a little less weight on the front of our chests. We might like to, I dunno, jog every once in awhile, ride a horse, or maybe even be able to sweep the damn floor without them getting in the fucking way, or even worse, HURTING.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Because, although some of y'all may appreciate large, hefty breasts, those of us that have to lug them around 24/7 would like a little less weight on the front of our chests. We might like to, I dunno, jog every once in awhile, ride a horse, or maybe even be able to sweep the damn floor without them getting in the fucking way, or even worse, HURTING.

Thank you, ma'am.

 

[English Lady]

My right boob is slightly bigger and the nipple points further south than it's partner. My left nipple is a slut, gets hard at just a warm breath but the right nipple is bloody hard work, she rarely gets hard. *grins*

Neon...all I can say to you is...balls.

 

[Explaura]

i'm a Freak!

One of my nipples is round and one is flat.. that is to say.. one is like the top of a snow cone and one is more tuna can shaped. Uh, although those are some random things to be comparing nipples to. And they are regular size.

More extremely.. One of my shoulders is a full inch and a half lower than the other. this causes straps to fall off the lower one. Bra straps, tank top straps.. Nothing can be done about this. Adjusting them doesn't work, mysteriously. It just happens. The only thing I've ever found other than extreme overall bra tightness is double sided tape.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Why not make the left one bigger?

I know someone who did that. She had one that was a little undera B cup, and the other was a little over a B cup, so she had then evened out to a full B. Wish she would show them off though.

I never measured my testicles, and have no idea how big they are, or if they are even or not. I touch them from time to time, but not with enough entusiasm to gauge just what the situation is down there.

 

[ImpureThoughts]

My ears are uneven. Took me years to figure out why my sunglasses were always crooked.

 

[Antfarmer77]

Because, although some of y'all may appreciate large, hefty breasts, those of us that have to lug them around 24/7 would like a little less weight on the front of our chests. We might like to, I dunno, jog every once in awhile, ride a horse, or maybe even be able to sweep the damn floor without them getting in the fucking way, or even worse, HURTING.

Yes I unnerstan ( my wife came equipped with DDD's) but they seem to come in handy for getting that extra scoop at Baskin/Robbins free of charge

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My ears are uneven. Took me years to figure out why my sunglasses were always crooked.

That reminds m, my eyes are crooked in one direction, and my equalibrium in myhead is crooked in the other direction, so when my eyes feel straight, my head is crooked, and when my head is traight, my eyes are crooked, and all sorts of nonsense.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I think most women who have natural breasts have one that is at least slightly smaller than the other. I do. One of my nipples is also different. It almost looks like it's split.

I also have the one shoulder is lower than the other problem.

 

[Pure]

i suppose no two things can be equal. e.g., one's legs are probably different lengths. in photos, one side of the face, lets say smiling, is not exactly like the other.

for balls, it's almost a necessity to have one lower and larger --ever try to hang two coconuts next to each other and at the same height? they knock into each other.

 

[rgraham666]

One of my shoulders has a different slope than the other.

Comes of landing on it when I was a kid.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

One of my legs feels longer, but that's because my hips are crooked...

 

[Explaura]

I know a girl with crooked hips. It has caused her no end of horrible and and amazing problems!. I guess these things are on a continuum. Mostly its not too bad.. But if the difference is extreme it can cause problems.

 

[R. Richard]

I dated a girl who was a near professional tennis player [club champion in an area where tennis was very important socially.] She was right handed and her right breast was noticeably larger than her left one. She said that all of her tennis playing girlfriends had the same situation, with the larger breast always on the same side as the dominant hand. Apparently the act of serving a tennis ball tends to increase the size of the breast on the one side.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Boobs... Left on about 1/2 size larger
Ears... Really strange. Right is higher and like me father's. Left one is lower and shaped like me ma's (sort of flattened at the top)

 

[cloudy]

When I was in college, I was sort of a band geek - twirled a rifle...even tried out and made it onto one of the national drum and bugle corps squads (Phantom Regiment). As a result, my right arm is still noticably more muscular than my left.

 

[The_Fool]

When I was in college, I was sort of a band geek - twirled a rifle...even tried out and made it onto one of the national drum and bugle corps squads (Phantom Regiment). As a result, my right arm is still noticably more muscular than my left.

If you were a guy, I would know what to say...


But thank God you are a girl.....

 

[Lovepotion69]

My left side of the body is the dominant for me I think. I have more body fat on that side for some reason. Everything on the left side is bigger than the right side. Yeah, I'm weird.

The fingers on my right hand are thicker. I think it's muscles from playing the piano.

 

[ChilledVodkaIV]

Although they seem to have forgotten these days, in the 60's shoe shops that had more stock than they could show put only one shoe out for display: The left. (In general, by and large and in the main, people's left foot is usually larger than the right)

I touch them from time to time, but not with enough entusiasm to gauge just what the situation is down there.

Make it a habit. Seriously.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Although they seem to have forgotten these days, in the 60's shoe shops that had more stock than they could show put only one shoe out for display: The left. (In general, by and large and in the main, people's left foot is usually larger than the right)



Make it a habit. Seriously.

I know all the warnings about all of the cancers and other dangers. I also know that my diet is killing me, my stress levels are killing me, my lack of a retirement fun is going to kill me, my driving habits are going to kill me...

I know it isn't popular, but I'm not really planning on living past 60 years old, and I wish that people wouod stop telling me to plan ahead. I live for now. That is good enough for me.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Okay, I read through this thread just now from what I missed earlier, and needless to say, I don't think my point got across. My right breast is not "slightly" larger than my left one. I've had people laugh at the size difference when I take off my shirt. I get funny looks. I get comments. It is puredee EMBARRASSING. My right nipple is fucking huge. It's clearly stretched to its limit and as though that were not enough, you can see two veins running through. Now don't get me wrong, I understand that I'm transluscently white and you can see veins all over my stupid body, but I'd rather they not be so prominent under my nipple. My right breast hangs. While my cute little 34-36C left one is perky enough, while slightly weighty, it's a nice handful. The nipple is nice. It's peachy pink and pretty. And when it gets hard I'm all turned on and stuff. But my right one hangs. I hate it. It's fucking obvious. I want surgery. This is no slight difference. Ask Ari. Maybe she noticed.



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[TheeGoatPig]

Okay, I read through this thread just now from what I missed earlier, and needless to say, I don't think my point got across. My right breast is not "slightly" larger than my left one. I've had people laugh at the size difference when I take off my shirt. I get funny looks. I get comments. It is puredee EMBARRASSING. My right nipple is fucking huge. It's clearly stretched to its limit and as though that were not enough, you can see two veins running through. Now don't get me wrong, I understand that I'm transluscently white and you can see veins all over my stupid body, but I'd rather they not be so prominent under my nipple. My right breast hangs. While my cute little 34-36C left one is perky enough, while slightly weighty, it's a nice handful. The nipple is nice. It's peachy pink and pretty. And when it gets hard I'm all turned on and stuff. But my right one hangs. I hate it. It's fucking obvious. I want surgery. This is no slight difference. Ask Ari. Maybe she noticed.



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I got it. I know the difference between the two sizes you mentioned. I just don't have anything so noticably wrong with me...