The latest from the Large Hadron Collider...(Hardon jokes are welcome...)

[stephen55]

Large Hadron Collider'Big Bang Machine' Surprises Scientists
The Large Hadron Collider breaks a record on the quest to discover secrets of the universe. 'It was incredible'

I have absolutely no doubt.

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/654252/1269048250923.JPEG

"A full 7 TeV beam contains as much energy as a Royal Navy aircraft carrier steaming at 12 knots," says Lewis Page at The Register. "Once the beams are up, that energy has to go somewhere in the end: If a single magnet were to fail, for instance, a terrific blast of energy would leave the Collider's ring at that point with consequences much the same as if HMS Invincible had suddenly popped out of nowhere and rammed the tunnel."

Typical Brit... "slam, bam, thank you ma'am", then on to the next tunnel.......bleedin' shame....
You would think that after paying all that money for the tunnel, a few bucks spent on therapy for premature ejaculation would have been in order.

 

[Handley_Page]

More power to its electronic elbow, say I.
They're aiming for about 15Tev in the near future.

By this time, the numbers are almost meaningless.

 

[Guest]

http://www.zazzle.com/particle_physics_gives_me_a_hadron_shirt-235168898979148881

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Some one requested a Large Hardon?

 

[Guest]

Some one requested a Large Hardon?

Somehow....some part of me knew that was coming. And yet I was still surprised when he showed up.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Large Hadron Collider'Big Bang Machine' Surprises Scientists
The Large Hadron Collider breaks a record on the quest to discover secrets of the universe. 'It was incredible'

I have absolutely no doubt.

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/654252/1269048250923.JPEG

"A full 7 TeV beam contains as much energy as a Royal Navy aircraft carrier steaming at 12 knots," says Lewis Page at The Register. "Once the beams are up, that energy has to go somewhere in the end: If a single magnet were to fail, for instance, a terrific blast of energy would leave the Collider's ring at that point with consequences much the same as if HMS Invincible had suddenly popped out of nowhere and rammed the tunnel."

Typical Brit... "slam, bam, thank you ma'am", then on to the next tunnel.......bleedin' shame....
You would think that after paying all that money for the tunnel, a few bucks spent on therapy for premature ejaculation would have been in order.

What do you expect from something called a "collider." Most men use their hadrons as colliders, with a typical disregard for the benefits of foreplay.

 

[DG Hear]

Large Hadron Collider'Big Bang Machine' Surprises Scientists
The Large Hadron Collider breaks a record on the quest to discover secrets of the universe. 'It was incredible'

I have absolutely no doubt.

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/654252/1269048250923.JPEG

"A full 7 TeV beam contains as much energy as a Royal Navy aircraft carrier steaming at 12 knots," says Lewis Page at The Register. "Once the beams are up, that energy has to go somewhere in the end: If a single magnet were to fail, for instance, a terrific blast of energy would leave the Collider's ring at that point with consequences much the same as if HMS Invincible had suddenly popped out of nowhere and rammed the tunnel."

Typical Brit... "slam, bam, thank you ma'am", then on to the next tunnel.......bleedin' shame....
You would think that after paying all that money for the tunnel, a few bucks spent on therapy for premature ejaculation would have been in order.

Looks similar the the 'Stargate' on SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Somehow....some part of me knew that was coming. And yet I was still surprised when he showed up.

Its my ninja skills. You know I'm there, but you're still surprised when I jump out and kill your shogun

 

[stephen55]

You talkin' to me....are you talkin' to me!!!

What do you expect from something called a "collider." Most men use their hadrons as colliders, with a typical disregard for the benefits of foreplay.

Ouch!!
Good thing I'm not "most men".
I'm more like the boffins at CERN who've had years and years of foreplay to get their Hadron in good working order, not to mention the "Big Bang" Collider tunnel.
I'm also Mr. HMS Invincible, at least in my subatomic Hadron world.

http://rlv.zcache.com/particle_physics_gives_me_a_hadron_shirt-p23516889897914888126o9j_313.jpg

Slow puff on a cigarette....Was it good for you.....?
Oh, Dr. Boffin...it was...It was incredible!! (gush...)

 

[Guest]

Its my ninja skills. You know I'm there, but you're still surprised when I jump out and kill your shogun

See? This time I expected you to be there and I still wasn't ready.

You should start your own dojo.

 

[JackLuis]

Ouch!!
Good thing I'm not "most men".
I'm more like the boffins at CERN who've had years and years of foreplay to get their Hadron in good working order, not to mention the "Big Bang" Collider tunnel.
I'm also Mr. HMS Invincible, at least in my subatomic Hadron world.

Slow puff on a cigarette....Was it good for you.....?
Oh, Dr. Boffin...it was...It was incredible!! (gush...)

"Years of foreplay," doesn't equate with "playing with" your Hadron Doc.
But points for authorishness.

 

[stephen55]

Who's playing with my Hadron...?

"Years of foreplay," doesn't equate with "playing with" your Hadron Doc.
But points for authorishness.

Just trying to let Saucy know that us boffins really, really understand the virtues of foreplay. Why, I'd never dream of colliding my Hadron in a Big Bang tunnel without it. Just think of what would happen over here at CERN if premature colliders were to try to enter that tunnel un-foreplayed. Sparks!! Lots of Big Bang sparks!! Do you know what a 7 TeV spark would do to a Hadron? Good God man, surely you see the danger!

Better let us boffins take care of that Big Bang tunnel. We've got it down to a science.