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Luna_Wolf72 said:
Truth.

He is just whining in the hopes that you will take pity upon him...

and after I had been so proud of him for his non bratty ways, too.

*head shake*
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-choke-gasp-grabs water-tries not to die-

Pity?!?!!!.... You have got to be kidding me.

You just wanted to see me choke on stuff!
Jokas_Wild said:
Ladies, I'm right fucking here -rubs the back of his head- Christ, it's like when adults talk around kids like they don't exist.

I am being non-bratty for the record. I'm just being a smart ass. Totally different things. Check it on Websters if ya dun believe me!
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-pats his head-

Follow the string dear.

Smart-assed-masochist = brat
 
Nina327 said:
-choke-gasp-grabs water-tries not to die-

Pity?!?!!!.... You have got to be kidding me.

You just wanted to see me choke on stuff!


-pats his head-

Follow the string dear.

Smart-assed-masochist = brat
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*giggles*

I like watching you...choke.

*bigger grin*

*nods*

see, JW, she gets it...

do try to follow the logic, love.
 
-opens mouth. pauses. considers the string of obscenities and the following backlash.-

Ladies, I'm incredibly non-self preservation. I'm not in fact retarded.

-grumbles- Follow the logic. I show you two.....

-sazah frazah no good radda radda-
 
Jokas_Wild said:
-opens mouth. pauses. considers the string of obscenities and the following backlash.-

Ladies, I'm incredibly non-self preservation. I'm not in fact retarded.

-grumbles- Follow the logic. I show you two.....

-sazah frazah no good radda radda-
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.......................

.................

..........

....


You... are not? retarded?


-steps very very close-

-whispers along his jaw-

S0 you never twitch, shudder, mumble, misspeak, stumble, drool... or otherwise act in a stereotypically retarded manner.. on any occasion?
 
*sitting in a shadowed cornor with a smug-ass smirk on his face watching this whole exchange while drinking a mug of steaming hot apple cider*

this is better then Nick at Night................i really need a new VCR to record this show
 
Jokas_Wild said:
-shivers in spite of himself-

I plead the 5th...
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-gigglegrins-

-brushes lips from one side to chin to his other ear-

You do huh...

-Pulls back and watches-

You realize you actually cant.

You have been accused of no crime.

-narrows hazel gaze-

That is unless you are saying that making me smile or laugh or purr is a crime?


hmm?
 
Nina327 said:
-gigglegrins-

-brushes lips from one side to chin to his other ear-

You do huh...

-Pulls back and watches-

You realize you actually cant.

You have been accused of no crime.

-narrows hazel gaze-

That is unless you are saying that making me smile or laugh or purr is a crime?


hmm?
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I..Urm...Uh....

-scrambling, his defense going down quicker then the Titanic.-

In Saudi Arabia it is?

-shifting his weight, wondering how he had ended up on the defensive in the first damn place. This had all started with him offering a fork damn it!-
 
Jokas_Wild said:
I..Urm...Uh....

-scrambling, his defense going down quicker then the Titanic.-

In Saudi Arabia it is?

-shifting his weight, wondering how he had ended up on the defensive in the first damn place. This had all started with him offering a fork damn it!-
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snicker giggles

I don't think we ARE in Saudi Arabia, baby boy.
 
Jokas_Wild said:
I..Urm...Uh....

-scrambling, his defense going down quicker then the Titanic.-

In Saudi Arabia it is?

-shifting his weight, wondering how he had ended up on the defensive in the first damn place. This had all started with him offering a fork damn it!-
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-Grins - something about intentions and hell -

Well.. You should really be somewhere very hot and very wet. Not somewhere I cant purr. I like purring and I hate sand.
 
Nina327 said:
-Grins - something about intentions and hell -

Well.. You should really be somewhere very hot and very wet. Not somewhere I cant purr. I like purring and I hate sand.
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-smiles, licking his lips-

Do you have any idea how hard it is to resist a pussy joke right there?

But I get your point, I'm going to take a hot shower and get some rest. Though I must say, one of the better finishes I've had to a Friday in a while.

Goodnight Bella.

Goodnight Luna.

Goodnight everyone amused by my antics.
 
Jokas_Wild said:
-smiles, licking his lips-

Do you have any idea how hard it is to resist a pussy joke right there?

But I get your point, I'm going to take a hot shower and get some rest. Though I must say, one of the better finishes I've had to a Friday in a while.

Goodnight Bella.

Goodnight Luna.

Goodnight everyone amused by my antics.
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-nips his smile-

Night Kitten.
 
Jokas_Wild said:
-smiles, licking his lips-

Do you have any idea how hard it is to resist a pussy joke right there?

But I get your point, I'm going to take a hot shower and get some rest. Though I must say, one of the better finishes I've had to a Friday in a while.

Goodnight Bella.

Goodnight Luna.

Goodnight everyone amused by my antics.
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G'night baby boy. Dream sweet.:kiss:
 
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