The Last Thing You Thought...

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LMFAO... really... damn. I never noticed that. I wonder why that is?


I also wonder just how many times a day the home depot people help others get cum toys... and if they even thought that was part of thier job description when being interviewed?
 
Well yeah! I mean jesus, how many housewives really need a high powered screw gun? Or in your case, a vibrating shower head. You do the math!
 
*ponders*...

I rather like my screw gun, 18volts, lithium battery, btich will run a hell of a lot longer than the hot water.
 
Bitchin' Kitchen on the Cooking Channel may be the greatest cooking show ever.
 
Hoping Baby Britwitch's rash turns out to be nothing! Not ready for chickenpox or measles!!
 
All of Lit either went sane or insane in my absence...or otherwise entirely G rated...

Yeah...when I get back, we're totally having a party around here...fkn oath!

Oh and uhh...scream my name and cum really hard if you miss/ed me Litsters ;)
 
Oh my god this forum sucks. Stop dying every 5 minutes when I am trying to read or write.
 
...for fuck's sake...what did you do that for...?! And what makes it worse is I KNEW you were going to do it and that still didn't stop you!! Arrrrrrgh!!
 
Some of these threads are so bad. How can people make an RP post one sentence long? It breaks my mind. Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu-
 
This will be the longest friggin night ever...and i have to do it all again...tomorrow...

FUCK!
 
it safest for all involved if I DONT answer the damned phone for a few days.
 
Why did they change the name of the Hallmark channel to Universal? I must have missed something.
 
Dream Aftermath

i wonder what i could post on this thread...

Here's one from me. Just woke up with a terrific hard-on after a dream in which I was having repeated, passionate sex with my young cybersex partner in Delaware, so, to get relief, I went out onto the front porch and whacked off. Thought: should I tell her about that?
 
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