The Last Thing You Thought...

[Nina327]

LMFAO... really... damn. I never noticed that. I wonder why that is?


I also wonder just how many times a day the home depot people help others get cum toys... and if they even thought that was part of thier job description when being interviewed?

 

[Jokas_Wild]

Well yeah! I mean jesus, how many housewives really need a high powered screw gun? Or in your case, a vibrating shower head. You do the math!

 

[Nina327]

*ponders*...

I rather like my screw gun, 18volts, lithium battery, btich will run a hell of a lot longer than the hot water.

 

[Alana_]

I sometimes have the strangest of dreams.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Bitchin' Kitchen on the Cooking Channel may be the greatest cooking show ever.

 

[Nina327]

Kool-aid and milk chocolate just dont mix!

 

[Britwitch]

Hoping Baby Britwitch's rash turns out to be nothing! Not ready for chickenpox or measles!!

 

[monique_minx]

All of Lit either went sane or insane in my absence...or otherwise entirely G rated...

Yeah...when I get back, we're totally having a party around here...fkn oath!

Oh and uhh...scream my name and cum really hard if you miss/ed me Litsters

 

[Ahren]

Oh my god this forum sucks. Stop dying every 5 minutes when I am trying to read or write.

 

[Nina327]

Oh my god this forum sucks. Stop dying every 5 minutes when I am trying to read or write.

what he said^^^^

 

[yeishia]

Mmmmmm

 

[Britwitch]

...for fuck's sake...what did you do that for...?! And what makes it worse is I KNEW you were going to do it and that still didn't stop you!! Arrrrrrgh!!

 

[Ahren]

Some of these threads are so bad. How can people make an RP post one sentence long? It breaks my mind. Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu-

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

This will be the longest friggin night ever...and i have to do it all again...tomorrow...

FUCK!

 

[Nina327]

She better hide whatever shes baking... cause damn it smells good...

 

[dragonrazor]

This will be the longest friggin night ever...and i have to do it all again...tomorrow...

FUCK!

Awwww.....

must...strangle...thieves.....

 

[Britwitch]

"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old..."

 

[Nina327]

it safest for all involved if I DONT answer the damned phone for a few days.

 

[begcil]

.....How sweet of him...

 

[grant_s]

They had better appreciate it, otherwise I do sweet f.ck all for them

 

[yeishia]

..***** is strange

 

[Alana_]

Why did they change the name of the Hallmark channel to Universal? I must have missed something.

 

[Dilbo]

Dream Aftermath

i wonder what i could post on this thread...

Here's one from me. Just woke up with a terrific hard-on after a dream in which I was having repeated, passionate sex with my young cybersex partner in Delaware, so, to get relief, I went out onto the front porch and whacked off. Thought: should I tell her about that?

 

[monique_minx]

My voice sounds really boring when I'm not begging for something or other...

 

[grant_s]

Then I think you should do one where you begging Just my opinion