The Last High School Virgin

[sirhugs]

Okay, Snoops can say "it's just a title in search of an idea".

Someone else might add "It rips offthe 40 Year Old Virgin."

A truly astute reader might note similarities to my story Cumming of Age in Nude America , but let's leave out the public nudity.

Let's assume a culture where no one stays a virgin much past 18. Geo Bush and friends are not around to preach abstinence. Instead, sex ed classes ritually deflower kids just after their birthday.

Except P. was away that week, and somehow got overlooked. All his classmates are fucking like rabbits, because bowls of free condoms are all over town. But not poor P.

Does it become a Prom Night story, or has someone got a refreshing twist?

 

[snooper]

Okay, Snoops can say "it's just a title in search of an idea"...

For a TISOAI try "Laid End To End" as in "If all the virgins in this school were laid end to end the line wouldn't stretch more than four feet", but that does sort of imply under age. However in a specialist school for dwarves ... or in the (now out of copyright) Lilliput High School ...

 

[togitc]

My take:
Prom Night flop story. Goes with every intention of getting laid but something falls through. Limo was late, hotel is booked even with a reservation, and the girl is in the beginning stages of the flu.

P. has pretty much given up when siblings friend from college comes over. Sibling is not home and parents are out as well, or around but not present, and they have a rather nice time hanging out. Just when things are about to get good, the sibling comes home and P. is left disappointed again.

P. stays up watching movies and falls asleep on the couch. He is woken up by the siblings college friend snuggling up to him. Finally, P. get some action.

 

[sirhugs]

My take:
Prom Night flop story. Goes with every intention of getting laid but something falls through. Limo was late, hotel is booked even with a reservation, and the girl is in the beginning stages of the flu.

P. has pretty much given up when siblings friend from college comes over. Sibling is not home and parents are out as well, or around but not present, and they have a rather nice time hanging out. Just when things are about to get good, the sibling comes home and P. is left disappointed again.

P. stays up watching movies and falls asleep on the couch. He is woken up by the siblings college friend snuggling up to him. Finally, P. get some action.

in part two, the sibling joins in?

 

[sirhugs]

For a TISOAI try "Laid End To End" as in "If all the virgins in this school were laid end to end the line wouldn't stretch more than four feet", but that does sort of imply under age. However in a specialist school for dwarves ... or in the (now out of copyright) Lilliput High School ...

or aliens.

they look like Marvin the Martian in the old Looney Tunes, but their reproduction (semen and eggs) are genetically identical with humans. Except for some reason, they no longer can impregnate each other - something about the males can't get it up for black round dotheads, I hear....so they came to Earth to save their reach.

 

[togitc]

in part two, the sibling joins in?

I'm trying to stay away from the Incest/Taboo category. The traffic is addictive though.

 

[sirhugs]

I'm trying to stay away from the Incest/Taboo category. The traffic is addictive though.

then stay away from the sibling angle...it will tempt you - happens to me every time.