The Land That Took Christmas Off

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Inspired by the total absence of posts to Story Ideas in 22 hours...

What does the prostitute do to feed her jones when all the johns stay home with their families opening gifts?

If she does turn a trick, is the dealer busily unwrapping presents rather than wrapping dope?

Where does the traffic cop find somebody to stop and threaten to strip search (then coerce into sex)?

Where does the clerk at the donut shop find a cop to seduce?

Who does the dog walker meet cute?

 

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*stops to admire the tumbleweeds, wonders if the setting is a western*

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I don't know what kind of prostitutes you know, but most, if not all, only do it for the money. The act itself does nothing for them. Plus, most of them are really lesbians. Well the ones I know and no I don't employee them. The few that aren't lesbians, only do it for the money or drugs.

So the only jones they have is when the green hits their hand.

Reality really sucks, doesn't it?

 

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I don't know what kind of prostitutes you know, but most, if not all, only do it for the money. The act itself does nothing for them. Plus, most of them are really lesbians. Well the ones I know and no I don't employee them. The few that aren't lesbians, only do it for the money or drugs.

So the only jones they have is when the green hits their hand.

Reality really sucks, doesn't it?

Don't know any prostitutes as far as I am aware, but I think you misread my post- I referred to the need to 'feed the jones', meaning a drug habit, which must be hard to do if all the johns are home pretending to be faithful husbands and fathers. Not a story I would try to write, because I don't have the background knowledge, just a possibility I thought might inspire discussion.

 

[Carnevil9]

Back when I was young, dumb, and full of cum, any question that involved prostitutes, such as "Do prostitutes enjoy sex?" or "Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?" always received an answer in the form of: "Does your mother count?"

Maybe that can inspire a story or two.

 

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Back when I was young, dumb, and full of cum, any question that involved prostitutes, such as "Do prostitutes enjoy sex?" or "Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?" always received an answer in the form of: "Does your mother count?"

Maybe that can inspire a story or two.

"no, but she multiplies."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Don't know any prostitutes as far as I am aware, but I think you misread my post- I referred to the need to 'feed the jones', meaning a drug habit, which must be hard to do if all the johns are home pretending to be faithful husbands and fathers. Not a story I would try to write, because I don't have the background knowledge, just a possibility I thought might inspire discussion.

True, yet there are always guys looking and not husbands, willing to pay to get their jones off.

 

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True, yet there are always guys looking and not husbands, willing to pay to get their jones off.

well, that's a story right there- the guy so horny that he goes out Christmas morning to spend the money Grandma him sent on a hooker.

 

[Carnevil9]

well, that's a story right there- the guy so horny that he goes out Christmas morning to spend the money Grandma him sent on a hooker.

"What would you like, young man?"

"Well, Grandma always said I should travel. How about 'Around the World'?"

 

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"What would you like, young man?"

"Well, Grandma always said I should travel. How about 'Around the World'?"

lol... I've been puzzling over whether Grandma works into the story.

And if it has to involve a gummer.