The Kiss Dance

[Dixon Carter Lee]

On another thread REDWAVE invoked "Cabaret" (never mind why, it's too stupid), but it made me remember an early erotic experience I'd forgotten about.

I did a production of "Cabaret" when I was 17, with all the original choreography, and I was given the "Kiss Dance" sequence, and paired up with the hotest babe I'd ever seen outside of my sticky Penthouse mags. She was a dancer, about 20, nicely muscled, very curvy, with pouty lips, and a French attitude that just screamed bitch. I popped a boner every time she walked by. So they pair me with this vision to do the "Kiss Dance". Gawd.

It was an entire dance with lips locked and legs intertwined. Picture a couple dancing, but so hot for each other, that they can't keep their lips apart, or their thighs from crotch rubbing. We had to dance (more like "walk") this way all over the Kit-Kat-Klub, up and down stairs, for nearly six minutes, never once parting (wet) lips or (sexy) legs. Her breasts were heavenly, and crushed against my chest. Her breath was sweet, and we were both sweaty.

I'm pretty sure I jerked off, several times, every night after the show. What a terrible thing to do to a 17 year old boy.

Anyhow. Had to share.

 

[sunstruck]

Dixon how much do I have to beg to get you to start writing for Lit again?

 

[Marxist]

I thought most of the dancers in "Cabaret" were men dressed as women except the lead. Dixon, is there something you need to tell us?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Thanks.

I'm pretty sure I've gotten all that out of my system. Maybe if Laurel publishes another book...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I thought most of the dancers in "Cabaret" were men dressed as women except the lead. Dixon, is there something you need to tell us?

That's the new version. I did the Fosse version sometime back in the late 70s, mein Herr.

 

[sunstruck]

LOL Thanks.

I'm pretty sure I've gotten all that out of my system. Maybe if Laurel publishes another book...

No no dear, this isn't about you. It's about ME. I've memorized Patti and Jazzy. I like the man you write. He's deliciously devious.

We've been through this. One little story. Come on!

 

[scylis]

That's the new version. I did the Fosse version sometime back in the late 70s, mein Herr.

man, you're old!

 

[Marxist]

That's the new version. I did the Fosse version sometime back in the late 70s, mein Herr.

Oh. Would you still bust a nut every night after all that rubbing if you did the new version?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm turning 42 this year, which, I think, is about when people in the Middle Ages started dying. LOL

And I can still outfuck you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh. Would you still bust a nut every night after all that rubbing if you did the new version?

The guys in the new version are part of the Kit-Kat Girls, not the chorus. Stop trying to turn this into "The Crying Game", you big homo.

 

[Marxist]

I'm turning 42 this year, which, I think, is about when people in the Middle Ages started dying. LOL

And I can still outfuck you.

So viscious, so strong, so manly. I think you could outfuck a Brahma Bull.

 

[scylis]

And I can still outfuck you.

that is very true, although you've had, what, a good hundred years of experience, old timer?

me? i copped a feel and couldn't get that last damn hook on her bra undone. that's it.

i'm just a sex machine, oh yahs.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No no dear, this isn't about you. It's about ME. I've memorized Patti and Jazzy. I like the man you write. He's deliciously devious.

We've been through this. One little story. Come on!

Have you gotten any of the Literotica newsletters? I have four or five short stories accessbible only through the archives.

Hey, I haven't seen a newsletter in a while. Are we still doing them?

 

[Marxist]

The guys in the new version are part of the Kit-Kat Girls, not the chorus. Stop trying to turn this into "The Crying Game", you big homo.

1) I'm not big.

2) I'm not homo. Besides, you're the dude running around in black tights and bowler. I think that's part of Glam's repetoire.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

that is very true, although you've had, what, a good hundred years of experience, old timer?

Forty-two. Can't you kids today read? Damn PlayStation.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Besides, you're the dude running around in black tights and bowler.

That's Sally Bowles. I was in the chorus. I wore trousers and a tie.

Like your mother.

 

[scylis]

hey, ya gotta be a man to wear tights!

*breaks into song*

we're men
we're men in tights
we roam around the forrest looking for fights

we're men
we're men in tiiiiiiights
we rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!

we may look like sissies
but don't get us mad or else we'll punch out your lights

*can can!*

 

[Marxist]

That's Sally Bowles. I was in the chorus. I wore trousers and a tie.

Like your mother.

You're my mom? You're confusing me with all that slick California talk.

Hey who's the best of the Broadway/movie Sallys? I think Bebe looked SOOO hot.

 

[scylis]

Forty-two. Can't you kids today read? Damn PlayStation.

what is this thing you call reading?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're my mom? You're confusing me with all that slick California talk.

Hey who's the best of the Broadway/movie Sallys? I think Bebe looked SOOO hot.

That was "Chicago".

Christopher Isherwood, who wrote "Berlin Stories" (one short chapter of which was called "Sally Bowles"), went backstage before the opening of "I Am A Camera" and saw Julie Harris, and nearly wept, because she looked so much like the Sally he remembered. So, I'll go with her.

 

[sunstruck]

Have you gotten any of the Literotica newsletters? I have four or five short stories accessbible only through the archives.

Hey, I haven't seen a newsletter in a while. Are we still doing them?

Never got one. To the archives!

Oh, and for the record, Alan Cumming was FUCKING amazing!!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

hey, ya gotta be a man to wear tights!

True. I wore tights last night. I had to do a period piece for a theatre lab, early American, and wore breeches with tights that went up to my shins. I was quite macho.

 

[Marxist]

That was "Chicago".

Christopher Isherwood, who wrote "Berlin Stories" (one short chapter of which was called "Sally Bowles"), went backstage before the opening of "I Am A Camera" and saw Julie Harris, and nearly wept, because she looked so much like the Sally he remembered. So, I'll go with her.

Oh was it?

I thought she did "Cabaret"...

I guess I'm just proving how straight I really am.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Come on. Tell me you don't know the words to "Surrey With the Fringe on Top".