The Kinky Bitch Klub

[KillerMuffin]

Laurel, the kinkiest babe of them all, spawned the idea.
Lavy is, of course, the honorary president.
I'm the bailiff. Steve to Laurel's Jerry Springer.

First order of business, we need to establish some kinky bitch (female jerk if you're lavy) bylaws, rules, and terms of admission.

Maybe we should draft a constitution of some sort, establish a newsletter, and maybe do some charitable events.

 

[CelestialBody]

Open membership

 

[SimplySouthern]

Can't we just compare dildos and prance around in strap ons?

I was thinking kinky shit first, paperwork later.

Charity? Charity begins at home. We need to work on Laurel.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think it should be open to kinky bitches. Are you a kinky bitch/female jerk? Do ya wanna be? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're a shoo-in.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Charity? Charity begins at home. We need to work on Laurel.

Oh my! I'm frightened, but somehow intrigued!

 

[SimplySouthern]

*rolls eyes*

As if legal writing was my best of subjects.

But, for the sake of kink, I'll give it a go.

We need a slogan....something.

 

[Laurel]

Have Air Compressor, Will Travel.

Pissed Off, Horny, & Not Gonna Take It Any More.

And You Thought D Batteries Were Wild?

Faces Like Angels, Mouths Like Truckdrivers.

Load, Shoot, Reload.

We're Kinky Ho's - Don't Fudge With Us *edited for lavy*

No Handcuffs, No Gnutella, No Service.

 

[PacificBlue]

This is a club a girl could grow to love!

 

[Valdimer]

Ummmm, I belive men should be fearing for thier lives right about now?

*holds hands up, and slowly backs out of thread*

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[SimplySouthern]

Kinky Bitch Club - It's not the catchy slogan you came for.

I know...I borrowed that from the other thread.

So Sue Me.

 

[Never]

I'm not kinky or a [deleted]..
Can I still join?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay then, our constitution:

"Bitch in heat."

Admission requirements:

You must be a kinky bitch or you must want to be a kinky bitch.

Obligatory gratuitous tatas:


[Removed by the Save the Tatas Foundation, a not for profit organization whose calling is to save tatas from exploitation, gratuitousness, and to call for legislation to protect these poor, abused creatures from losing their habitat and becoming endangered from overzealous hunting.]

 

[PacificBlue]

Ummm...Do we all have to show our tatas for membership?


*whispering* those are nice ones by the way...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Wow, those are nice tatas.

FYI, If I'm doing bylaw work, I'll need tatas to keep me awake. Lots of tatas.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

tatas, tatas, my kingdom for those tatas!

wow, those are exceptionally nice.


I like this klub.

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[SimplySouthern]

That's your 2 cents, Lavy. Now hush up.

Does it count if Ollie says he's my bitch? *grin*

 

[lavender]

 

[SimplySouthern]

Remember to write bitch swapping in the bylaws. *grin*

I think we should require to wear those leather balls in their mouth. Leather masks with zippers over the face?

 

[Never]

lavender:
"I owe SS 2 pennies! (I just can't help myself!)"

Oh, you've given SS her two pennies but you haven't paid me yet..
Okay, lift your skirt and bend over.

 

[lavender]

 

[cymbidia]

I am a kinky bitch but i don't think i'm (often) a female jerk and i know the two are not synonymous. Can i still join? I've already flashed my tatas on at least two occasions here at Lit but if you want to see them again, go here (BEWARE! Be warned! This link will take you to those freaky piercing pics again, me and MS. DON'T go there unless you want to see the piercing shots, even though my tatas are there too!) : http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=45001



Addendum: Heh. Put the wrong link in. Had to fix it.