The John Edwards Story????

katiem90210

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Twas the night before the election
and John Edwards had an affair
he got Rielle Hunter pregnant
he said it was not fair
but she made a sex tape
to expose pretty boy and his hair
she needed mo money to pay for kid
since Johnny wasn't leaving
his cancer striken wife, the bad man
with a twinkle of his nose
he bought her a house
it wasn't enough she said out loud
Playboy didn't ask her to pose nude
then came the federal elections commission
prosecute, prosecute, prosecute his ass
now he's in Haiti rebuilding his past
Two Haitis he told CNN
next thing you'll know he be in sex rehab
he'll end up with Rielle you just know
his wife dumped him in out in the snow
his wife said in anger at his blank head
glad they didn't hear about the pool boy
now go to the bathhouse and get head!
 
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Twas the night before the election
and John Edwards had an affair
he got Rielle Hunter pregnant
he said it was not fair
but she made a sex tape
to expose pretty boy and his hair
she needed mo money to pay for kid
since Johnny wasn't leaving
his cancer striken wife, the bad man
with a twinkle of his nose
he bought her a house
it wasn't enough she said out loud
Playboy didn't ask her to pose nude
then came the federal elections commission
prosecute, prosecute, prosecute his ass
now he's in Haiti rebuilding his past
Two Haitis he told CNN
next thing you'll know he be in sex rehab
he'll end up with Rielle you just know
his wife dumped him in out in the snow
his wife said in anger at his blank head
glad they didn't hear about the pool boy
now go to the bathhouse and get head!

So, your story idea is...?
 
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