The J Crew catalog...it's just wrong

[rambling man]

First, the woman on the cover is lounging in the hot sun by the pool in bathing suit bottoms and a heavy sweater on top.

the female models need to go to the doctor. They are completely emaciated. They look like concentration camp survivors. Few of them have any breasts to speak of and even they are suspect because they are wearing wonderbras. They are actually kind of scary looking, the walking dead. The average woman does not and should not have the body of a 12 year old boy. Who determined THAT was attractive? They sure didn't ask me.

 

[Guest]

Lol

 

[Guest]

Tell that to my friends...

 

[rambling man]

I would hate to be dropped into J Crew world...but then again...

With my superior size and strength I could force my way to the top. I would only have to crush one of the 125 lb male models with one hand to prove my comparatively Herculean strength.

Beware J Crew world, I am coming and I will dominate your puny little society. And none of you have the power to stop me!!!!!!!!!


Oh no! J Crew world has a defensive alliance with Ed's Big and Tall Clothing Outlet, Cigarrettes, and Tanning Beds. Oh no...being beaten by several big and/or tall men into a pulp...bones broken...aspirations of J Crew world domination destroyed....dying...slowly...dying......For the love of everything good, eat a steak J Crew people!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[rambling man]

i am in a real quirky funny mood today...glad i could help!

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO

*hugs the heck outta rm*

 

[rambling man]

wow! love those hugs km! holds km tight! made my day km!

 

[Starfish]

Who determined THAT was attractive? They sure didn't ask me.

Heroin Chic.

These images arise from the outward appearance of the deemed 'heroin subculture' (former redundancy) that has arisen out of the mid to late 90's. They are all people under 30 and they consider it chic and hip.

It is funny how the Heroin laced dreams of an entire subculture of flame charged (as in cooking) youths with no life purpose (thier own pathetic choice) are fancifull of visions of sugar plums and mercury waterfalls, and obviously there are those who can make something out of it, something for the rest of the world to hear, see, touch of the pain they've tried to numb, their whole lives, but that an entire subculture of users are content to express their "deprivation" of life via their appearances only and now it is being sold as an image, reflected in a mass produced package for all to gaze upon with love.


I take this shit as a sort of social accolade of a life threating vice. One that has killed too many, and will take many many more before it is done. What is the matter with us???


rambling man, you are right, tits are good.... hips and an ass are too.....





Mr. Answer Man's Take on it..

 

[scylis]

125lbs and they're the walking dead?

ok, i feel REALLY skinny now...

 

[Starfish]

Scylis, you have a reason sweetie. These folks do it on purpose!
Now float over here and gimmie a kiss!

 

[lavender]

 

[scylis]

Scylis, you have a reason sweetie. These folks do it on purpose!
Now float over here and gimmie a kiss!

oh well.. i still outweigh Ally MacBeal...

*smoochies*

 

[Starfish]

Lav, like who? Ewan? when he did Trainspotting?

(he looked so funny in those jeans!)

 

[rambling man]

There was a great article in sports illustrated ridiculing this approach to beauty. It described people in third world countries looking at ways to get rid of their rock hard abs and their starvation chic look. I have half a mind to write J Crew and bitch. But I do agree, they do have some cool clothes.

 

[cactiphile]

I dont like skinny women at all. I like just the right amount
of flesh to give curves and be cudderly. I'd rather a women
is very slightly over weight than underweight.

Perhaps the thin women obsession is the same as the
male penis size obsession?

cactiphile

 

[MrBates]

All Those Protruding Bones

.....are actually dangerous.

They can inflict serious bodily injury if you get carried away during one of those horizontal romp sessions!!!

MrB

 

[*bratcat*]