The Isolated Burt Thread

[shereads]

Burt Lahr

 

[TheEarl]

Burt Reynolds.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

 

[zeb1094]

Burt Parks

 

[entitled]

Burt Lancaster

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Uncle Burt

 

[drksideofthemoon]

He he he

Who burt the fuckin' toast this morning....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What the world needs now, is love, sweet love....

Burt Bacharach

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Burt Lance (Jimmy Carter's buddy)

Rumple Foreskin

 

[gauchecritic]

na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Burt Ward

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Burt's Bees

http://www.burtsbees.com/webapp/wcs/stores/images/tout_3_handsalve.gif

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Burt Rutan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Burton Cumming of Guess Who

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Cliff Burton (formerly) of Metallica

 

[zeb1094]

Burt Lance (Jimmy Carter's buddy)

Rumple Foreskin

I thought Burt Lance did the Woody Woodpecker cartoons?

 

[shereads]

Burt "Stinky" Huff, entering Year 4 of his pledge to abstain from bathing until The Guinness Book of Records grants his petition for a new official category: "Subsists Entirely on Garlic Croutons."

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I thought Burt Lance did the Woody Woodpecker cartoons?

Close, but no cigar, Zeb. That was Walter Lantz. Of course, while double-checking that, I discovered I'd committed a grievous offense. Burt Lance spelled his first name, BERT.

Therefore, having no other "Burt" on this thread, I'd now like to include the name of that great American and colorful sports writer, Burt Sugar, who specializes in prize fighting.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Edward Teach]

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

- Bertrand Russell

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[NoJo]

Humbert Humbert

 

[sincerely_helene]

Hubert Cumberdale

PG-13

 

[shereads]

Humbert Humbert

Humburt Humburt. What a difference a vowel makes.

 

[Somme]

Humburt Humburt. What a difference a vowel makes.

(burps discretely)...and consonants, too....

 

[AppleBiter]

They should get rid of that guy, really.