The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[pete]

I worry far more than I should about stuff, but yes I admit, NK bombing my ass is way down the list.
Someday that may change.

were you referring to kowboy's pineapple thread ?

 

[lovetoread]

When dishrag gets all frazzled he starts typing like this. Pist for post.

omg, that makes sense now.

 

[pensivepoet]

were you referring to kowboy's pineapple thread ?

I stopped reading it after the ringtoss post.
Didn't know it had moved on to ass bombing.

 

[Not Normal]

I stopped reading it after the ringtoss post.
Didn't know it had moved on to ass bombing.

*bows*

 

[Adjudicator]

Sad to see these posts on Be Kind to Lawyers Day.

(I can neither confirm nor deny that I am an attorney).

 

[Noor]

why does anything court-related seem to take foreverrrrrrrrrrr ?

two words: billable hours

In this case it was probably valid, the police have not finished their investigation so today's hearing was probably premature.

Yep. Why do in a day what you can do in 6 months?
I truly despise lawyers.

generally speaking its is the sleaziest profession on the planet. I trust drug dealers more than most lawyers.

Some lawyers are fine, most lawyers I know are great. However, it is a bit self selecting,

a while back, where i rent a house from the local council, i had to get a sworn affidavit stating my ex no longer lived there and when he left. Basically, a 2-line statement. had i gone the regular route where the solicitor prepared the document and we both signed, they wanted to charge over 100 pounds. certain wording has to be specific. instead, i found the right wording online on templates, typed out my own document, printed it off, signed it, and took it into the solicitor who signed it for the grand sum of 5 pounds. still not bad, 5 quid for less than a minute's work.

That is a boiler plate letter and most lawyers would rather not do them.

Just to give the other point of view, there are lawyers who work pro bono to fight dodgy extraditions or renditions, or uncover miscarriages of justice, or focus on human rights...Commercial law is a cess-pit entered by those only interested in money, I accept, but there are other types of law. There will be people alive today who would be dead were it not for good lawyers.

I mainly know plaintiff's attorneys, some quite well like my favorite Texas biker lawyer.

 

[Jennifer]

When is "be kind to someone with fake cancer day"?

I don't see it on my calendar.

 

[phantom4533]

Did I miss National Masturbation Day?

 

[Aglaopheme]

When is "be kind to someone with fake cancer day"?

I don't see it on my calendar.

I was thinking the same thing.

Did I miss National Masturbation Day?

No. May is Masturbation Month.

 

[Lorilei]

The cool news is that my great-ad-infanitum granddaddy was a king of Scotland. The bad part is, he was apparently kind of a crappy, weak one.


Still, I must insist on being addressed as Lady Lorilei now. Because it's more alliterative than Princess Lorilei.

 

[TwinkleStars]

This is so sad. Can't he/it find some where else to post he/it's nonsense. Holy cunt pickle!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

For Fata: Funny tweets for cheese lovers.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The cool news is that my great-ad-infanitum granddaddy was a king of Scotland. The bad part is, he was apparently kind of a crappy, weak one.


Still, I must insist on being addressed as Lady Lorilei now. Because it's more alliterative than Princess Lorilei.

Works for me Lady Lorilei.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2016/04/8a4b37bb83.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

Princess SpooInMyHair

 

[Lorilei]

Princess SpooInMyHair

 

[Jennifer]

I was thinking the same thing.



No. May is Masturbation Month.

Oops. I started early.

 

[thør]

Oops. I started early.

That calls for a spanking.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Oops. I started early.

Me too. I've had a heck of a week and worked from home today.

 

[Jennifer]

Me too. I've had a heck of a week and worked from home today.

I was a maniac on Sunday. On Monday, I woke up with strep throat.

The devil is punishing me. But I won't quit!

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2016/04/d72291a072.gif

 

[silver gurl]

My poor pup. He was doing well on his meds and he just reinjured his ACL. Now I need to keep him quiet for the next 24-48 hours.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

My poor pup. He was doing well on his meds and he just reinjured his ACL. Now I need to keep him quiet for the next 24-48 hours.

Your puppy has an ACL?

it's also buy a Halmark Card Day. Just because they didn't sell enough other crappy specialty cards.

 

[silver gurl]

Yes, he has a tear in the ACL joint of the knee. Trying to prevent rupture and a very expensive surgery.

 

[neci]

The cool news is that my great-ad-infanitum granddaddy was a king of Scotland. The bad part is, he was apparently kind of a crappy, weak one.


Still, I must insist on being addressed as Lady Lorilei now. Because it's more alliterative than Princess Lorilei.

this makes so much sense. i read lady all over you. a kind, powerful, benevolent one. Lady Lorilei.