The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Fata Morgana]

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[Bacigalupo]

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[Saint Peter]

I am a sean alt?


I thought the fucker had more class than that.

 

[Emerson40]

I am a sean alt?


I thought the fucker had more class than that.

Manpussy up!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Oooops. I went and a few cocktails after selecting my new glasses today thinking I only had to call it in for a meeting this evening. As it turns out, I have an in person board meeting to go over the strategic plan for an organization.

Oh well...I love the new glasses I will be getting.

 

[Not Normal]

Luckily, my mom isn't like that.

Proud decliner of all family wedding invitations for the past, um....Some years . G went to a couple with out me, and I would have gone to a couple if it were easier to get there. Like nor says, if you say yes, you have to go, but I am only ever an unreliable yes, so rather than have people wondering, I just say no. And you know what? It feels great. .

My mom is a score keeper. She'll act like she isn't, but be damn sure that she is. Its OK, My memory is like hers and I remember her travesties. I play the role, but she doesn't have a clue that I see through her bullshit.

I bloody hate weddings.

Right there with you.

I love bloody weddings.

You just ain't right.

Here's a terrifying thought to ponder: Ben Carson was one of, if not THE, top neurosurgeons in the US. Which gives rise to the question, how fucking dumb are the mid league guys???

Yo

 

[Aglaopheme]

I was wondering if that was one of your unused avs, Anglopheme.

I showed it to my fella and said I ought to have that t.

 

[Not Normal]

I showed it to my fella and said I ought to have that t.

Make it so!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Make it so!

I have a few t-shirts like that that I can only wear a couple of times a year.

Kindly give big sloppy kisses to Bluey on my behalf. I miss her guts.

 

[Saint Peter]

My tshirts get worn and worn out. I can barely remember to file my taxes let alone which t is next up in the rotation.

 

[Not Normal]

I have a few t-shirts like that that I can only wear a couple of times a year.

Kindly give big sloppy kisses to Bluey on my behalf. I miss her guts.

Will do.

 

[Saint Peter]

Will do.

Give her a Lit Reach Around!

 

[Aglaopheme]

My tshirts get worn and worn out. I can barely remember to file my taxes let alone which t is next up in the rotation.[/QUOTE

Worn out tees are they best tees, especially if they smell of fellas.

Will do.

Pics!

 

[Jennifer]

Surgery is performed with the hands, not the brains.

I've worked with a few neurosurgeons and this rings true. One of them told me that a monkey could be a brain surgeon if he practiced enough.

 

[trysail]

Here's a terrifying thought to ponder: Ben Carson was one of, if not THE, top neurosurgeons in the US. Which gives rise to the question, how fucking dumb are the mid league guys???

There's one thing of which there is no doubt:

you are a fucking moron.

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[silver gurl]

This could make for a lousy evening.

 

[trysail]

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[Saint Peter]

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

 

[Saint Peter]

1/4-36 tpi

Strange.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Synchronized deception FTW

 

[Emerson40]

1/4-36 tpi

Strange.

1/4" or #14? 12?

36 seems finer than fine, for 1/4".

 

[lovetoread]

Do you take this cunt, to be your awful wedded wife...

Hey Thumper, she just wrote your vows.

I am a sean alt?


I thought the fucker had more class than that.

Am I sexing you up too?

 

[Lorilei]

Hey Thumper, she just wrote your vows.




Am I sexing you up too?

Such a hoor.

 

[Beco]

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[lovetoread]

Such a hoor.

Aye, I am.