The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Jennifer]

Too soon?


Sorry.

You are not! I'm calling shenanigans.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I guess I should attend this meeting tonight seeing as how they rescheduled it for me. I really really don't want to go.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You are not! I'm calling shenanigans.

Unfortunately, Shenanigan's closed earlier this year due to high rents. It's now a Rally's Hamburgers.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4333515843_7ceeebbfaa.jpg

I guess I should attend this meeting tonight seeing as how they rescheduled it for me. I really really don't want to go.

When I have to go to meetings I really really don't wanna be in, I just think about naked women or sex during the whole shebang.

 

[Aglaopheme]

When I have to go to meetings I really really don't wanna be in, I just think about naked women or sex during the whole shebang.

I'm thinking you're like me and do that all the time regardless.

Speaking of....I should probably get dressed.

 

[thør]

You are not! I'm calling shenanigans.

I know her. She's pretty hot.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are not! I'm calling shenanigans.

You will not!

 

[Jennifer]

You will not!

Too late! She is going to fuck you up. Not in a good way.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/c3d85cd221a9d45ed4e5a73dc5fd0257/tumblr_myzeb37QWk1re0a9ho1_500.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/c3d85cd221a9d45ed4e5a73dc5fd0257/tumblr_myzeb37QWk1re0a9ho1_500.jpg

Thank you for my next tattoo. It was either this or Zero Fucks

 

[Saint Peter]

Icelanders, already angry with the financial and political elite after the 2008 banking crisis wrecked the economy, were expected return to the streets on Wednesday. Protesters pelted parliament with yoghurt and eggs earlier this week.

The .99 strike back!

 

[anchoredinocean]

I don't think I've ever heard a woman use the slang term 'tranny' for a transexual.

 

[butters]

http://blogs.reuters.com/talesfromt...orly-educated-unsuccessful-trump-is-your-man/

“I love the poorly educated,” Donald Trump famously said once.

Now, the Republican presidential front-runner apparently has another favorite group: the unsuccessful.

“When you become very successful, the people that you will like best are the people that are less successful than you,” Trump told a rally in De Pere, Wisconsin. “Because when you go to a table you can tell them all these wonderful stories and they will sit back and listen.

“Does that make sense to you? Always be around unsuccessful people because everybody will respect you. Do you understand that?”

 

[Aella_]

I don't think I've ever heard a woman use the slang term 'tranny' for a transexual.

Why? Did all the "women" from your life refer to themselves in other terms?

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't think I've ever heard a woman use the slang term 'tranny' for a transexual.

The Angry Inch.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Why? Did all the "women" from your life refer to themselves in other terms?

*yawn*

How absolutely unoriginal. You really need to try to work on your insults if you think inferring that I'd have sex with a transgender person gets to me in any form.

 

[Aella_]

The Angry Inch.

Dude, grow a brain:
You - sleazy. Him - entertaining.

 

[lovetoread]

You better watch out, bubs. Once he gets a crush on ya, theres no shutting him up.

 

[Saint Peter]

You better watch out, bubs. Once he gets a crush on ya, theres no shutting him up.

He will be on a roll today. Count on it.

 

[butters]

morning, ltr - headache gone?

 

[butters]

He will be on a roll today. Count on it.

roll 'im down the hill and right off the cliff

 

[lovetoread]

mornin'!

and the head still hurts, went to bed before 8 last night cause I couldnt take it anymore

I hate migraines

 

[butters]

mornin'!

and the head still hurts, went to bed before 8 last night cause I couldnt take it anymore

I hate migraines

that sucks sweaty donkey nuts. sorry

 

[lovetoread]

I just dropped a tube of perfume into my cleavage. The entire thing poured out.

 

[Lancecastor]

Jersey Search and Rescue dispatched with donkey to perform ball slide rescue in response to recurring crevasse oil spills.

 

[Beco]

I just dropped a tube of perfume into my cleavage. The entire thing poured out.

Be grateful you have cleavage