The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Batch]

You aren't

Gone
For cigs are you?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

My last game of checkers was at a Cracker Barrel. I lost.

 

[Emerson40]

Penii that bite?

Penis teeth.

Droppin' molaaaaaaaaaars!


http://49.media.tumblr.com/98cae7194fa61b1a3b395352855e69a0/tumblr_ndas5qDC6p1rk0k2jo1_500.gif

 

[neci]

my god, that woke me up.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Jason is brought to Mount Olympus to speak with Zeus and Hera.
(Laurelle and Manu!)

Hermes was ordered to fetch and deliver Jason.

Hera tells him Zeus has decreed he can only call upon her for aid five times.

Zeus offers his direct aid, but Jason declares he can organize the voyage, build a ship, and collect a crew of the bravest men in all Greece.

Zeus approves of Jason's independence. All the gods and goddesses are present, to witness the proceedings.

A pool of water, inside a marble basin allows the gods and goddeses to peer at the view of Earth, and they watch Jason try to survive his adventure.

(Jason and the Argonauts film)

Does a satyr peer through leafy boughs ?
Does a faux pause, at their rough voices and brute rambles ?

A play, a film, a dance.
Human beings dress up in costumes and pretend...

Vulcan, and his love, Aphrodite
Aphrodite, who took many lovers

Gods and goddesses visit Earth
Love, sex, adventure. Vengeance, revenge, punishment.

Creatures of the gods, strange creations of the gods...

 

[Magicscreen2]

You can renew by mail if it's been issued in the last 15 years.

I just did this and it is very painless. There may be a little additional processing fee, but it's sooo worth not dealing with the bureaucrats in person.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cutest-kitten-gifs-sleepy.gif

 

[Bacigalupo]

Penii that bite?

Penis teeth.

http://kaiju.wdfiles.com/local--files/wiki:carnictis/carnictis_2005_01.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://forevertwentysomethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/elephantgif.gif

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.gifmagazine.net/gifmagazine/images/83314/original.gif?1423469321

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/dRV1Izd.png

 

[Fata Morgana]

One more day then 10 off. Yay!

 

[pointless]

i am finally almost done transferring files. awesome. only took about a day. that is less awesome.

 

[silver gurl]

I actually admit that I miss old drama. People pretending to die, relationships breaking.
There was Jennifer, what ever her name was, who stole pictures for years.
There Not Now Hunny. Kind of dumb as a stump.
But it made cooking my supper, interesting.

Now we are left with psycho babble posters, who make no sense and never shut the f up.

 

[pointless]

i quite enjoy not making sense.

 

[silver gurl]

Are you not a progressive? Or are you?

 

[pointless]

i'm a libertarian socialist. trust me. the internet told me so.

 

[neci]

i'm sorry. i just don't have it in me to pretend to die. i will never be truly hardcore.

 

[Sean]

https://d28wbuch0jlv7v.cloudfront.net/images/infografik/normal/chartoftheday_4093_people_killed_by_terrorist_attacks_in_western_europe_since_1970_n.jpg

 

[Que]

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Baby_beab76_1507132.gif

Aella "trolling the GB "for fun."

 

[TwinkleStars]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_by_Internet

Interesting.

 

[Sean]

The difference between British and American politics.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-03/22/10/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-22846-1458656645-1.jpg?no-auto

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-03/22/10/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-20723-1458656673-9.jpg?no-auto

Lots more here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sophiegadd/...s-pol?bftwuk&utm_term=.qiDxN8rdQx#.adR81vkg38

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Sarah Palin as TV courtroom "judge"?

 

[pointless]

well, that groove music thing is actually kinda worse than the windows media player. that's kind of an accomplishment, really. good job, microsoft.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]