The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[juttjaw]

I never notice his face.

How is that possible??
Pretty sure he was the model for the 'Scream' mask...

 

[Phelia]

I'm often told hot dogs remind people of me. Especially those foot-long ones.

Because of how many you can fit in your mouth at once?

And if you're gonna have tits, make em crispy.

I prefer mine over easy.

 

[spacekowboy]

Because she's looking at his package.

 

[Bookishleigh]

How I feel about my most recent book - except it's on my Kindle and something tells me Kindles and freezers don't mix.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/59/b1/a8/59b1a83c7b16638cc364559972c74a69.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

Because of how many you can fit in your mouth at once?



I prefer mine over easy.

Now that's eggs. And if we're talking eggs, I prefer mine fertilized.


Wait, what?

 

[spacekowboy]

I will say he has grown into his face a bit more, but he really does need to spend some of his millions on some invisalign.



Kid can eat an ear of corn through a tennis racket.

 

[Phelia]

Now that's eggs. And if we're talking eggs, I prefer mine fertilized.


Wait, what?

Mine are fabergé'd. I'm so fancy people fuck me with their pinkies up.

 

[trysail]

Speaking of creepy horses...

Michael Phelps must be some sort of cross breed... Or at least his face is.

When you see him up close in person, you realize that he is a freak of nature— take a look at his hands and feet.


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[juttjaw]

I will say he has grown into his face a bit more, but he really does need to spend some of his millions on some invisalign.



Kid can eat an ear of corn through a tennis racket.

It's the underbite...

9 of 10 dentist agree... He's fucked.

 

[juttjaw]

Don't get me wrong, he is an amazing athlete. He deserves every accolade he gets..

But christ... Dental health man! Dental health...

 

[1HF]

Sometimes I feel bad for thinking mean things.

 

[pink]

I will say he has grown into his face a bit more, but he really does need to spend some of his millions on some invisalign.



Kid can eat an ear of corn through a tennis racket.

I've noticed that Michael talks funny, something is going on with his teeth or jaw.

 

[pink]

It is amazing how just a little hair color makes me feel so much better.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sometimes I feel bad for thinking mean things.

And then I get over it when I remember that most people deserve it.

 

[Not Normal]

Mine are fabergé'd. I'm so fancy people fuck me with their pinkies up.

Up where?

And then I get over it when I remember that most people deserve it.

Agreed

 

[1HF]

And then I get over it when I remember that most people deserve it.

heh, perhaps. I'm an eternal optimist though.



Except for you, cunt. You're an annoying, attention seeking, pathetic waste of space.

Not you, SK

 

[CleverCowardice]

I hate how the Olympics only serves to remind me of just how incredibly shallow I am, as I sit here thinking, "Apparently a decent set of tits is as unwelcome in the Olympics as doping."

 

[thør]

Mine are fabergé'd. I'm so fancy people fuck me with their pinkies up.

Da, Da, Dobriy Den, Milaia Devushka.

 

[Noor]

Sometimes I feel bad for thinking mean things.

I almost never think mean thoughts but I do play a lot of practical jokes.

 

[Aquagal]

How is that possible??
Pretty sure he was the model for the 'Scream' mask...

It's his mouth/teeth. He reminds me of someone who has a tongue stud when he talks, but doesn't.

 

[Conager]

I have been drinking entirely to many of my calories. Mexicans do Koolaid right. Aguas Frescas by Klass. Got Tamarindo chillin now. Their Horchata is a little weak, but cut the water by 1/3 and it's about right.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You know what? I'm hungry. It's 2016.

It's the fucking space-age future we all dreamed of happening from way back in the mid-'90s, gawddammit.

Where are the robots they promised us that would serve us and make us sandwiches on demand, like Rosie in the Jetsons?

*bangs generously alcoholic drink on desk in consternation*

 

[Bookishleigh]

If she keeps saying pitchers instead of pictures I am going to turn this podcast off.

 

[Que]

East of Mos Eisley, a couple of hours before the suns rise, it is already 32°C.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear client - you were involved in a minor car accident not a murder investigation. Please quit acting like we operate as CSI or all the other barrage of crime shows you watch.

I can't people today.