The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[doctor_insanus]

I don't mind a funeral cos you can wear black, look miserable justifiably and you don't have to take a fucking present.

I do that all the time.

The dead body is just a bonus.

 

[Jennifer]

Never mind them, I'll come armed with eighties horrors and Baileys on syphon. Gimme 10 hours tho.

**WINNER** This gives me time to shave and exfoliate. See you soon!

 

[Jennifer]

I do that all the time.

The dead body is just a bonus.

Kinky fucker.

I wear all black from October to May. It shows that I'm in mourning for summer.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Never mind them, I'll come armed with eighties horrors and Baileys on syphon. Gimme 10 hours tho.

Cockblocker.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Kinky fucker.

I wear all black from October to May. It shows that I'm in mourning for summer.

*rawr*

I need to work on my wardrobe. People have been giving me too many colorful shirts for Christmas.

Cockblocker.

Don't give up, man.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cockblocker.

Fuck off and die.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Fuck off and die.

One day. But not before you.

 

[pensivepoet]

Fuck off and die.

Seems like piling on. Most would be content with the death wish.

 

[Jennifer]

Wanker.

 

[girlsmiley]

Fuck off and die.

Good morning petal.

It's Friday.

 

[pensivepoet]

Wanker.

That was you in the window?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good morning petal.

It's Friday.

Morning/evening here petal!

Aww bummer. Tomorrow is the last day of me hols. Back to the grindstone on Monday. Will be on suicide watch Sunday afternoon onwards.

 

[Adre]

Morning/evening here petal!

Aww bummer. Tomorrow is the last day of me hols. Back to the grindstone on Monday. Will be on suicide watch Sunday afternoon onwards.

Phil's or yours?

 

[yossi]

I just had a delightful hour or so conversation with one of my patrons. Such a splendid way to wile away part of the afternoon.

 

[girlsmiley]

Morning/evening here petal!

Aww bummer. Tomorrow is the last day of me hols. Back to the grindstone on Monday. Will be on suicide watch Sunday afternoon onwards.

You could take a bit of chicken breast into the office on Monday and coat it in Phil's dandruff and bake it at 160 fan-forced.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You could take a bit of chicken breast into the office on Monday and coat it in Phil's dandruff and bake it at 160 fan forced.

Oh dear god. How crunchy and vile would that fucker be?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Phil's or yours?

Ha! I wish his.

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh dear god. How crunchy and vile would that fucker be?

I can't believe I even thought of that.

I have to get a move on. Enjoy your evening! Big hugs, darl. Catch up later xx

 

[Que]

I just had a delightful hour or so conversation with one of my patrons. Such a splendid way to wile away part of the afternoon.

I need to find the library around here. I wanna be somebody's patron.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sometimes I just gotta call a cunt a cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sometimes I just gotta call a cunt a cunt.

You have my blessing, child.

*makes sign of the cross*

 

[spacekowboy]

You have my blessing, child.

*makes sign of the cross*

Sometimes you feel like a cunt. Sometimes you don't.

 

[Wings]

They keep pushing me to take this job in Cali, yet they aren't exactly making it worth my while. Nope, not until they show me the money.

 

[MonaLittle]

My sweet little puppy got put into time out today at doggy day care for excessive humping. He wouldn't leave the new little bitch alone.

 

[Wings]

My sweet little puppy got put into time out today at doggy day care for excessive humping. He wouldn't leave the new little bitch alone.

Like mommy like...




Your pup is just adorable though.