The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[pink]

I would say, "What is wrong with Long Island Iced Teas and vaginas?"

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[neci]

mimosas and penis.

 

[spacekowboy]

Tequila and pussy.

 

[neci]

oh yeah.

with lots of dick.

 

[spacekowboy]

This is turning out to be my kind of party.

 

[Fata Morgana]

God my tumblr is fabulous.

 

[pink]

You get trashed on Long Islands faster.

 

[neci]

God my tumblr is fabulous.

give it to me!!!!!

 

[Wings]

Whiskey without the whiskey dick.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You get trashed on Long Islands faster.

You haven't had a good vodka-based sangria in a while, have you?

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[neci]

crap fuck.

 

[pointless]

the nice, amusingly manic girl with the black eye at the gas station did not want to talk about how she got said black eye, but that's cool. she still amuses me. and, hey, it's her eye. still curious though. i am human, after all. morbid curiosity about shit that isn't your damned business just comes with the territory.

also, i am not ready to listen to stand up comedy on my shitty mp3 player in public. that's okay as well. i still have music on there.

and that was my day in a nutshell. sure, there's more, but that shit is even more boring so fuck that noise.

 

[lovetoread]

God my tumblr is fabulous.

Uh you must share

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ruby just had scrambled eggs with cheese in. Aww.

 

[girlsmiley]

Ruby just had scrambled eggs with cheese in. Aww.

Did she like it?

 

[trysail]

God my tumblr is fabulous.

Where is it?

Yossi's is smokin' hot.


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[lovetoread]

It is an abomination to put cheese on eggs.

 

[pointless]

It is an abomination to put cheese on eggs.

this is why i call you weird.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Did she like it?

She loved it! Starving in the fields has not made her a picky eater though.

 

[doctor_insanus]

God my tumblr is fabulous.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/24/b2/bb24b251b228de745aa3e33417ec4693.jpg

 

[pointless]

shit. i forgot to get more ibuprofen.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It is an abomination to put cheese on eggs.

You can put cheese on anything. Apart from a knob.

 

[Fata Morgana]

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Aww that face.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It is an abomination to put cheese on eggs.

uhhhh...but...but...but...

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