The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Que]

I need me some sleeping in.

With a friend.

Yossi seems friendly. Plus she has boobs.

 

[yossi]

Yossi seems friendly. Plus she has boobs.

That's a damn, dirty lie.

I have bosoms.

 

[Que]

i'm just going to assume that tho stands for terribly hot owls because it amuses me to do so.

I have been googling that, to no avail, so it is likely that you are correct. Also, boobs (or terribly hot owls, if you prefer) are not pointless. Because nipples.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

i'm just going to assume that tho stands for terribly hot owls because it amuses me to do so.

You are incredibly close, but no. It's: titty hard on, for the nipples that tell everyone just how cold you are.

 

[pointless]

That's a damn, dirty lie.

I have bosoms.

you have more than one bosom? fucking freak. stop hoarding them, you ass.

 

[Que]

That's a damn, dirty lie.

I have bosoms.

Bosoms? I thought bosom covers the set. Or is that bust? Or neither?

 

[spacekowboy]

Yossi seems friendly. Plus she has boobs.

Trust, if she didn't live on the other side of the country I'd be on her lawn wearing a trench coat holding a boom box over my head playing Peter Gabriel tunes.

 

[yossi]

I'm a bosom collector. It's what I do.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm feeling rather compelled to give her mine. She's good.

 

[spacekowboy]

Not sure Sledge Hammer is that romantic a tune, though.

 

[Que]

you have more than one bosom? fucking freak. stop hoarding them, you ass.

Dammit. I am too slow. And too wordy.

 

[pointless]

You are incredibly close, but no. It's: titty hard on, for the nipples that tell everyone just how cold you are.

mine is better.

 

[yossi]

A multitude of bosoms. That's right, boys. I got your wholesale bosoms and your upscale bosoms. I have bosoms that never lose their THOs.

 

[yossi]

Trust, if she didn't live on the other side of the country I'd be on her lawn wearing a trench coat holding a boom box over my head playing Peter Gabriel tunes.

And I can't even get a Jersey creeper to stare into my windows at night.

 

[pointless]

but they're just no fun without a person attached. i mean, without the rest of the lady they're just skin bags filled with fat. where's the fun in that?

 

[spacekowboy]

And I can't even get a Jersey creeper to stare into my windows at night.

Wtf is wrong with Jersey boys?????

 

[Que]

Trust, if she didn't live on the other side of the country I'd be on her lawn wearing a trench coat holding a boom box over my head playing Peter Gabriel tunes.

Maybe we could crowdfund a moving van.

And a boombox.

 

[spacekowboy]

but they're just no fun without a person attached. i mean, without the rest of the lady they're just skin bags filled with fat. where's the fun in that?

Hacky sack?

 

[Que]

but they're just no fun without a person attached. i mean, without the rest of the lady they're just skin bags filled with fat. where's the fun in that?

And who among us had not had to learn that the hard way?

They freeze well, tho.

 

[pointless]

Hacky sack?

hmmm, maybe.

i bet they would also make a nice beanie.

 

[spacekowboy]

Maybe we could crowdfund a moving van.

And a boombox.

Gofundme here I come!

 

[pointless]

Wtf is wrong with Jersey boys?????

perhaps she's just not a fan of jukebox musicals.

 

[spacekowboy]

hmmm, maybe.

i bet they would also make a nice beanie.

Ear muffs!

 

[spacekowboy]

perhaps she's just not a fan of jukebox musicals.

Doo wop sucks balls.

 

[yossi]

perhaps she's just not a fan of jukebox musicals.

Ahahahahaha