The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[smoothg103rd]

I'm not going to tell a lie. I love cheese and pussy but can do without cats.

There. I've said it.

*ducks cats thrown at me*

Cats are the devil.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm not going to tell a lie. I love cheese and pussy but can do without cats.

There. I've said it.

*ducks cats thrown at me*

*scratches your butt*

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm not going to tell a lie. I love cheese and pussy but can do without cats.

There. I've said it.

*ducks cats thrown at me*

I'm with you on this. Full disclosure, I've had a cat thrown at me.

 

[Wings]

Cheese and cats and tits. Oh my.

What is: Wings' life.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Shut ya thot ass up.

Get your G.E.D. and them ugly $1000 Frankenstein clogs with an actual credit card and come do it yourself, bitch!

*sets date in calendar app for the Twelfth of Never*

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[Bacigalupo]

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[smoothg103rd]

Get your G.E.D. and them ugly $1000 Frankenstein clogs with an actual credit card and come do it yourself, bitch!

*sets date in calendar app for the Twelfth of Never*

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Come do it myself? Meaning come shut you up? Brooklyn right? You do know that Brooklyn isn't that far right?

 

[Noor]

i was told it's the best tomato basil soup ever!

 

[spacekowboy]

What is: Wings' life.

now that's the life, right there...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Come do it myself? Meaning come shut you up? Brooklyn right? You do know that Brooklyn isn't that far right?

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lissen

GET YO G.E.D., BEEYOTCH! CAN YOU FUCKING DO DAT SHIT?

You ain't ducking out on that challenge, Pootie Tang! Yo azz been seent long time ago, thun. Can't keep up, don't step up!

 

[cleaver]

外人 vs. 外人​

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[smoothg103rd]

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lissen

GET YO G.E.D., BEEYOTCH! CAN YOU FUCKING DO DAT SHIT?

You ain't ducking out on that challenge, Pootie Tang! Yo azz been seent long time ago, thun. Can't keep up, don't step up!

Where at in Brooklyn? Are you close to the Barclays Center? Plus I'm getting a diploma.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://nerdist.com/the-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-trailer-has-arrived/

 

[Noor]

Where at in Brooklyn? Are you close to the Barclays Center? Plus I'm getting a diploma.

Really?

 

[pointless]

I'm with you on this. Full disclosure, I've had a cat thrown at me.

full disclosure: i know that cats are scared of spit because i have spit on a cat. what? it was nicer than hitting the fucker.

and i had no spray bottle.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I've spit on a "cat" too.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Really?

Yeah.

 

[pointless]

I've spit on a "cat" too.

stop assaulting your employees, you monster!

 

[Noor]

Yeah.

Cool!

 

[MsSmoothG]

Plus I'm getting a diploma.

O yea? How much do it cost and where do you take a equivalence test? You ain't even check into it. You is all talk and don't do shit. They right as you is a fucking slave to a system and you ain't got the skill to get out.

 

[smoothg103rd]

O yea? How much do it cost and where do you take a equivalence test? You ain't even check into it. You is all talk and don't do shit. They right as you is a fucking slave to a system and you ain't got the skill to get out.

Should I prove you wrong?

 

[yossi]

Hocus Pocus, bitches.

Amok! Amok! Amok! Amok! Amok! Amok!

 

[Aglaopheme]

stop assaulting your employees, you monster!

Well, someone should have given me that tip sooner. I blame them.

 

[MsSmoothG]

Should I prove you wrong?

You ain't got what it take. You either will be a daddy again to another child you can't support to another baby mother you can't stand but just fuck or you will be back inside. I am a fortune teller fuckboy You avoid my question I see. You ain't got no idea how much it cost or where to go for a diploma. You just say shit so these people will pat you on the fucking back and tell you good job and some shit You weak af