The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[CandiCame]

It ain't even pretending to be cold. I didn't even put pants on to smoke. It's like... I mean it's not even really autumn level cold.

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve and this is unacceptable.

Here's an isolated blurt: We watch a lot of educational TV because god knows with my dumbass genes kid needs all the help she can get, and Bitesize learned today how fetuses form because we were watching a thing about fetal evolution, and she has become fixated on the fact that at one point a human baby is a ball of cells with an asshole and I don't know what to do about that because she is right in her assertion of how fucking hilarious that is but I know she's gonna somehow turn it into a really sick burn and use it at the worst possible time. I don't know how, but I know it's gonna happen.

 

[raindancer]

Well, butter my biscuit!

 

[Hal9000_]

Thanks. Here’s hoping 2019 is better than 2018 was to people. Here like Adrina, work folks, friends and family have been but through the wringer in 2018.

Damn skippy!

 

[thør]

Hot biscuits for all!

 

[thør]

26°F and no wind.

The only sloppiness out there is on the roads where there was deicer applied.

 

[raindancer]

I watch too much porn.

 

[thør]

Need some ice?

 

[Hal9000_]

I watch too much porn.

Start making some?

 

[raindancer]

You guys go ahead and mock me! Krampus knows!

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

You guys go ahead and mock me! Krampus knows!

I volunteer my fingers.

 

[Luk]

https://photonaturalist.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/black-tailed-prairie-dog-yipping-trnp-south-unit-north-dakota-vert-img_00084171.jpg?w=570

^^me

 

[raindancer]

Damn. Look at that fine ass. Mmmhmmm.

 

[trysail]

26°F and no wind.

The only sloppiness out there is on the roads where there was deicer applied.

That's an excellent display— quite readable.


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[Hal9000_]

You guys go ahead and mock me! Krampus knows!

What's our gift?

Damn. Look at that fine ass. Mmmhmmm.

That is a nice bootay.

 

[Saint Peter]

Battleship

hit and sunk

 

[Saint Peter]

and don't be hanging a lip


there are no tears in Battleship

 

[adrina]

I’m thinking about everyone going through the firsts still. First Christmas without him.

Thanks. Here’s hoping 2019 is better than 2018 was to people. Here like Adrina, work folks, friends and family have been but through the wringer in 2018.

Challenging years provide opportunities to grow.

Now hand me the wine bottle please.

 

[Sean]

My neighbours have buggered off for crimbo so I cranked up the 5.1 and have Utah Saints on loop. Jumping around like a loon.

 

[Sean]

Holy fuck, Rand Paul's Twitter feed right now is awesome.

 

[HarryHill]

Pea meal soup, a new holiday tradition.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I had forgotten, that when the show was still running, the first thought was-

"Is that a stripper pole ?"

Stripper poles were all the rage.

Latest image-
Porcupine and a stripper pole.

 

[Saint Peter]

Be careful putting the dollar bill in that gstring.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Seinfeld Festivus Pole Ornament



Festivus poles are not wrapped with candy cane stripes, like old school Barber poles. AFAIK

 

[butters]

I've spent all day putting lights on my tree. If i may say so it's gorgeous.

I’m thinking about everyone going through the firsts still. First Christmas without him.

It ain't even pretending to be cold. I didn't even put pants on to smoke. It's like... I mean it's not even really autumn level cold.

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve and this is unacceptable.

Here's an isolated blurt: We watch a lot of educational TV because god knows with my dumbass genes kid needs all the help she can get, and Bitesize learned today how fetuses form because we were watching a thing about fetal evolution, and she has become fixated on the fact that at one point a human baby is a ball of cells with an asshole and I don't know what to do about that because she is right in her assertion of how fucking hilarious that is but I know she's gonna somehow turn it into a really sick burn and use it at the worst possible time. I don't know how, but I know it's gonna happen.

proper laughing

Pea meal soup, a new holiday tradition.

not bad at all, given it was your accident... nope, that's not pork chops

 

[Saint Peter]

Festivus poles are cheap brushed aluminum tubing.

Stripper poles are polished brass.