The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

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I just sat down after an argument about how much sugar I was allowed to put in the kool-aid that I bought and this is the first thing I see.

Being an adult and tending to the factory issued parts requires some effort.

And you know cigs and sugar are evil. You're too smart not to.
 
That's how you make kool-aid. Do you not put sugar in kool-aid? Do you just drink colored water?

Edit: I say Kool-aid like I got fuckin money. Flavor-aid. I have black cherry kool-aid but everything else is flavor-aid. I went with an orange/strawberry blend.

AND YOU PUT DOUBLE THE SUGAR IN IT. THAT'S A FUCKING SUGGESTION THAT THEY USE SO THEY CAN SAY IT'S 15KCAL A CUP. YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO ACTUALLY USE THAT LITTLE.

Jeebus you're a pathetic sack of shit.
 
Adrina should have a bit more sugar, to sweeten up.
Cc should probably cut back a few cups/day.
 
Does tequila (unopened) “expire”? Asking for a friend.

No, but once opened you have about 6 hours to finish the bottle.

At least I think that’s what my mother said. She’s been dead for over 40 years so some of her teachings are a little hazy.
 
Milwaukee, Dallas, Minneapolis, Tampa


It’s going to be a tiring 3 weeks.
 
this article amused me. not because of the content, but, for once, it was the comments that followed. i guess i'm in a mood, but i just think it's cute how obvious it is that they didn't even read the article they're commenting on. hell, fuckers don't even know who frankie shaw is.

hint for anyone who doesn't know: see the picture at the top of the article? yeah, that's frankie shaw.
 
We don’t need no lime and salt.

Although, I do like lime in my water.

And key lime pie. I do enjoy key lime pie. With whipped cream. Meringue need not apply.
 
don't you talk shit about limes, motherfucker. i'm still bitter that coke ditched diet coke with lime and replaced it with that ginger tainted shit.
 
this article amused me. not because of the content, but, for once, it was the comments that followed. i guess i'm in a mood, but i just think it's cute how obvious it is that they didn't even read the article they're commenting on. hell, fuckers don't even know who frankie shaw is.

hint for anyone who doesn't know: see the picture at the top of the article? yeah, that's frankie shaw.

That’s pretty darn funny as is Frankie.

We don’t need no lime and salt.

Although, I do like lime in my water.

And key lime pie. I do enjoy key lime pie. With whipped cream. Meringue need not apply.

Chilled works for me hold the pie.
 
she's the only reason i ever watched that terrible blue mountain state show.

though there were pervy reasons for that. i'm only human, damn it.
 
Never saw it, but I have seen SMILF. She funny and gorgeous.

don't. it's shit. she was amusing in it and cute, but it's shit.

and i like what i've seen of smilf, but i don't have showtime anymore so i'm fucked unless i get it again or i get bored and go to the rental joint and they have a copy. that might actually happen soon.

yeah, video rental places still exist. it's weird, isn't it?
 
I keep seeing the same recipe for a cranberry margarita
I think this may have to happen.
 



This place is fantastic. Tons of fresh powder with nicely groomed trails and a limited number of lift tickets.

Throw in a gorgeous, cloudless day and blue skies— what more could a body want?

I got fifteen runs in before noon. It's bloody exhausting.




 



This place is fantastic. Tons of fresh powder with nicely groomed trails and a limited number of lift tickets.

Throw in a gorgeous, cloudless day and blue skies— what more could a body want?

I got fifteen runs in before noon. It's bloody exhausting.





15 runs? before noom?

small mountain, eh?
 
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