The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[lovetoread]

sir whines alot

 

[Sean]

Fuck.

Sounds like working on a tractor.

Fifteen years of accumulated crap, rust and fucking nylock.

cheap sockets?

until a couple of weeks ago I'd never seen a broken open ended spanner, let alone an actual ratchet.

Yeah, I used some crappy ones I had lying about cos I had to hammer them onto the end of the bolt.

 

[Sean]

But, I got the fucking thing out. Quick smoke and more tea and I'll put the new one in. And, unlike some arseholes, I'll use copper slip.

 

[thør]

Q: How do you milk sheep?

A: Bring out a new iphone and charge $1000 for it.

$159.88

 

[thør]

Home soon,
6 hours or so.

The flight was 50 minutes early.

 

[Wings]

This was the best Sunday morning I've had in a long time.

 

[Que]

The flight was 50 minutes early.

May the wind be at your back and the road rise to meet you.

 

[butters]

hot coffee, fresh figs from the tree ...

of course, getting a big blob of milky sap in my eye as i picked them hasn't done wonders for it

 

[butters]

The flight was 50 minutes early.

May the wind be at your back and the road rise to meet you.

hopefully only on landing

 

[Que]

No disrespect to NN, but what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

 

[Jennifer]

And I find the fact that there are more people at the Juggaloes march than at Trump's "Mother of all Rallies" to be utterly hilarious.

According to WaPo, hundreds of people showed up for Trump's MOAR. Hundreds!

 

[Sean]

Buuuuurrrrnnnn!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJ8tDLlWAAAKZ31.jpg:large

Bruce Anderson in the FT.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

According to WaPo, hundreds of people showed up for Trump's MOAR. Hundreds!

Less than two hundred was the estimate. The photos were pretty pathetic.

 

[Jennifer]

Less than two hundred was the estimate. The photos were pretty pathetic.

It's the biggest crowd you've ever seen. Believe me!

Even bigger than Rocket Man gets.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

..........

People just don't like me or know me well enough to post on my masturbation thread. I can never get in with the 'cool kids' on here.
At least I know me well enough to make myself cum.

In over a year on here we don't seem to be cool either. If we start a thread one of us will get a few comments and that's all. Others start a thread with one stupid word or comment from the news and it goes on for ever.
I know me so let's both cum together.

I moved far from home myself last year. It was hard but it was the right thing for me. Treat every day in your new place as an adventure, as a chance to explore new places, meet new people and learn new things.

We retired and moved farther than we'd ever been. We made new friends and it felt like home.
Then we both got old and needed help so moved back home where we have family and old friends. Now it's like we never left our real home. Hubby says 'you can go home again.'
You can live most anywhere if you try.

Fifteen years of accumulated crap, rust and fucking nylock.

Yeah, I used some crappy ones I had lying about cos I had to hammer them onto the end of the bolt.

My husband used to restore very old cars and sometimes make hotrods. He bought yard sale sockets for a dollar to beat bolts off. I think he used PB Blaster and WD-40.

hot coffee, fresh figs from the tree ...

of course, getting a big blob of milky sap in my eye as i picked them hasn't done wonders for it

We miss our two fig trees in Florida. It was a constant battle to get the figs before the birds and squirrels did. Ours were on bushes.

 

[lovetoread]

A Beginner’s Guide To Mansplaining On Facebook

Mansplain (verb): “What occurs when a man talks condescendingly to someone (especially a woman) about something he has incomplete knowledge of, with the mistaken assumption that he knows more about it than the person he's talking to does.” -Merriam-Webster

 

[Not Normal]

Thanks, NN. I'm taking off next Wed.

I'll be thinking good thought for you.

Wow, the hostility is crazy around here. People need to relax and masturbate more.

AGREED!

What do you cal soneone who hangs around with musicians all the time?





A drummer.

Careful...

Name an Instrument and I probably have a joke to go with it.

Agreed. I'll even help the cause by doing so right now.

Pics or it didn't happen.

NN is gonna kick yer ass.

He knows I'd whoop him, good.

No disrespect to NN, but what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

 

[TwinkleStars]

NN, I can always count on you.

 

[spacekowboy]

What do I call a dipshit who doesn't proofread his jokes?

Spacekowderp.




Also, I'm rhythm section. I get to crack on my brethren. Let some prima donna guitar douche crack on one of us, though...

 

[adrina]

What a weird freakin' day.

 

[MonaLittle]

Fall weekends. Nothing beats them.

 

[lovetoread]

spring weekends are best

 

[MonaLittle]

spring weekends are best

 

[thør]

Fall weekends. Nothing beats them.

spring weekends are best

Nekid weekends are the best.

 

[SelfTawt]

Yo negative thoughts!! You can:

https://youtu.be/PzxCTYBmA74