The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[Saint Peter]

Baked chicken tonight.

 

[raindancer]

You guys are no help.

 

[Saint Peter]

You do not like my cooking.

 

[raindancer]

:tacos:

 

[Saint Peter]

You do not like my taco.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

This is the second time in a short while I came here to write something. But it's pointless. I am not a great cook and I really don't have anything to say.
I like tacos and baked chicken.

 

[Sean]

Here is the new bottom shock bolt off my Alfa. I've included some funny money for size comparison.

 

[Saint Peter]

A decent sawzall will cut it like butter.

 

[trysail]

In years gone by, when I still smoked, as I ran I would always ponder the question of what would wear out first: my legs/knees/feet/ankles or my lungs. These days, I find myself probing to discover the limiting factor for my long runs; is it my legs, is it the pain, is it the decline of willpower?


These days, the pain doesn't kick in 'til around mile 5 or 6. I always wrestle with it, trying to find a reason to continue running. There's the "You've gone this far; it'd be a stupid waste of effort not to finish" argument; there's "The faster you run, the sooner the pain stops" argument and there's the "If not now, when?" argument.


Lungs are no longer a limiting factor; last week I ran the last 3 miles while simultaneously carrying on a conversation with a guy riding a bicycle.


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[Sean]

A decent sawzall will cut it like butter.

Can't cut the bolt. It goes through too much stuff. Gonna crack the nut, twat it with a lump hammer and try and drift it the rest of the way out.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Gonna crack the nut, twat it with a lump hammer and try and drift it the rest of the way out.

I love it when you guys talk dirty.

 

[butters]

Can't cut the bolt. It goes through too much stuff. Gonna crack the nut, twat it with a lump hammer and try and drift it the rest of the way out.

I love it when you guys talk dirty.

https://www.integra-ps.com//xml/cache/mceimages/swarfega.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

Also having baked chicken.

 

[Aquagal]

Thank you. I was looking for a good start for my next story.

You're welcome.

It has been a pleasure doing business with you!

She said her husband will have wished he came along.

All great meetings start that way.

Ice breaker!

 

[Saint Peter]

Can't cut the bolt. It goes through too much stuff. Gonna crack the nut, twat it with a lump hammer and try and drift it the rest of the way out.

twat it with a lump hammer?

 

[Saint Peter]

She said her husband will have wished he came along.

Him and most of the GB.

 

[MelissaBaby]

twat it with a lump hammer?

Yes, please.

 

[Sean]

twat it with a lump hammer?

Hit the protruding end with one of these:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Silverline...8&qid=1505514486&sr=8-5&keywords=lump+hammers

 

[Saint Peter]

Yes, please.

:tap tap:

:bang bang:

 

[pink]

I know this sounds awful, I don't mean it to.

A have a friend that I love dearly, I've known her for almost 20 years but she never asks me to do anything. Go anywhere, hang out.

Now she's sad I'm moving. I don't get it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hit the protruding end with one of these:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Silverline...8&qid=1505514486&sr=8-5&keywords=lump+hammers

I do not like those stubby handled fuckers.

 

[Sean]

I do not like those stubby handled fuckers.

Handy for getting into wheel arches to twat seized to fuck bits. I have a 6lb sledge in the garage but no room to swing it on this job.

 

[butters]

i NEED to make one of these. i absolutely adore it and it looks so simple!
http://www.muysencillo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/camas-para-gatos-recicladas.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/www.hometone.com/...ble_bed_in_suitcase_for_pets_mmwiv.jpg?w=1170

single decker:
https://oldcatsrule.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/catbed2-jpg.jpeg

balls for feet!
http://www.architectureartdesigns.c...2013/02/Pet-Beds-ArchitectureArtDesigns-2.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/ed/66/eaed66764e54356a7cabfb797489626a--cat-beds-cat-stuff.jpg

 

[MelissaBaby]

:tap tap:

:bang bang:

Petey loves to talk dirty.


But only one word every thirty seconds.

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey loves to talk dirty.


But only one word every thirty seconds.

fuckinA