The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

[HoHoBomb]

http://youtu.be/Ic5vxw3eijY

 

[Saint Peter]

Pepper!

 

[Saint Peter]

Peepery!

 

[glynndah]

Pepper!

Peepery!

Achoo!

 

[Saint Peter]

Achoo!

Glynndah!

 

[Leprakan66]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10262073_767000693331553_5270995783314044759_n.jpg

Shark Week already??

 

[cleaver]

she was long and lithe and redheaded...
and fragile and sexy and off.

spent all of the day,
however busy the day,
seeking mirrors
to assure her that she was actually there.

when i ate her,
she offed;
and she offed twice again;
seeking mirrors
assuring the offed one was her.

so i tweaked at a nipple;
what lovely tits.
and i woke her,
assured her
that now was right here.

lightning now for a moment...
bright tendrils of scare.
we secured in that moment
a contract of... no.

so,
my fault was the cure
i assumed i'd secure
which was off
as the off
that she offered day one.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I knew that woman was a bit off but she gives good head.

*ahem*

"Good head" by definition excludes the phrase "bit off".

 

[lovetoread]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/46e94218e219fb5b166fd83cde7fe3ee/tumblr_n9397rQK5t1rvp8byo1_500.jpg

 

[NHKitty]

Today must be joint replacement day...seems to be lots of it going around here.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

What a beautiful day!

 

[phantom4533]

I wish it was a Dark 'n Stormy Day. Or another Sazerac day. Even a Manhattan day would suffice, with our own booze soaked figs in lieu of dyed cherries. But no ... so far just a protein shake day.

 

[unregistered]

 

[RobDownSouth]

The new trend is to make threads with people's names in them cause like PM is broke or something.

Miss Ann Thrope (bert) started that trend of calling people out whenever someone embarrassed "her".

 

[Wings]

I tried to PM myself but things got confused then messy and now here we are.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Farrah]

The GeeBee is full of fun today! Good job, guys!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Farrah]

But I still have no idea what an S5 is.

 

[RobDownSouth]

But I still have no idea what an S5 is.

I thought it was an Audi.

It's a phone.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Farrah]

I thought it was an Audi.

It's a phone.

You are so helpful. I don't have a smart phone, as I am not smart enough to operate it. I miss rotary phones.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Super-Surprise]

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