The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Laurel]

Yeah, but I don't obey the every whim of ungrateful people.

They can still give you TB whether you follow their whims or not.

And AIDS. And crabs. And the common cold. And about a zillion other sicknesses which you cannot get from cats.

Because cats are rulez.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

They can still give you TB whether you follow their whims or not.

And AIDS. And crabs. And the common cold. And about a zillion other sicknesses which you cannot get from cats.

Because cats are rulez.

i love the unfortunate implications in this post.

 

[Laurel]

i love the unfortunate implications in this post.

Only a real sicko would find unfortunate implications in that post.

 

[pointless]

just stay away from pets, alright.

perv.

 

[Brollyanna]

Y'all are making me want a cat.

Go on, have mine.

 

[Laurel]

just stay away from pets, alright.

perv.

I was actually going to say that to you, since you're the one who get teh sexy out of my non-sexy post.

Perv. :JAJ:

 

[RedAllan]

The neighbors cat is trying to move in, when I come home she is curled up in my favourite chair. Then looks at me in that cat way while she saunters out. Really must fix that old cat flap.
Or get another cat of our own who can take charge of the house.

Although our last cat used to bring her friends home, we were once confronted by at least half a dozen sitting around our conservatory.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Two hours until nap time!

 

[Byron In Exile]

A stir needs to be caused on the GB and I have a perfect plan.

I'm going to make a thread and call for the ass whipping of JohnnySavage. Of course he will bluster and puff up but, everyone knows I fear nothing on 4 legs much less two. I shall then issue a challenge and I will go to his city and give him an appointed place and time to show up. He won't of course because he will be cowering in fear. I will then proceed to take pictures of said appointed meeting place and even talk to some shop owners to confirm I was in fact there for the show down.

I will then place large amounts of cash in my employees bank accounts, buy them some hybrid cars and make a thread about the non-encounter. He will say he thought it was the day before and what ever.

I will declare victory.

A most excellent plan.

If I, with my millions of dollars and all-consuming hatred of women in general might in any way be of assistance, I would be glad to help.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You will die. He uses snowbabies as weapons.

Snowbabies I don't know anything about.

But if you need a dog shot, I'm your guy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Spoken like a true Wildling. Like Ygritte in Game of Thrones.

"You know nothing, Jon Snow."

You really had to have seen the series to understand the impact of that line...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fear the Savage, for he wields weapons of porcelain.

I have crystal.

It doesn't break: it cleaves.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hi Brolly.

I would love to pet your pussy.

You're sounding like Rob after a bottle of white wine.

Honestly, if I saw a cat making a look at my feet like that I would smack it into the next room.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Mine meandered into the shower with me the other day. Sorry if the picture is an odd angle. I never know how it'll look when I post from my phone.

Okay. They're cute sometimes.

But I think we tend to over-indulge them.

 

[evesdream]

That's actually what's holding me back. And the shedding.

I've never lived with dogs - don't they shed too?

 

[Disgustipated]

Thank you, Aquagal. Good looking out.

 

[Byron In Exile]

A beauty.

It's the ears.

They seem to be interested in what you're saying, even though they understand nothing and don't care.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Thanks, he's pretty but seriously crazy. My SO tries to give him away to just about everyone he meets.

Clearly, you've found a great guy.

 

[Disgustipated]

I've never lived with dogs - don't they shed too?

Yes but I think there's a breed of poodle that doesn't shed.

 

[Lorilei]

I've never lived with dogs - don't they shed too?

Some do, but the one I have now doesn't.

 

[Byron In Exile]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Eater of fairies.

 

[Disgustipated]

Byron, shut the Fuck up.

 

[ryan8558]

Here you go, these don't shed.

http://clarafications.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hairless-cat.jpg