The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Byron In Exile]

Pure Seduction Body Mist by Victoria's Secret.

Basically I smell like a lolly.

A fucking YUMMY lolly.

And I have no doubt of it.

In fact, I might be inclined to say you have a scent that would make a woman want to eat you up.

I mean, if she were inclined in that way. You know my meaning, right?

 

[girlsmiley]

And I have no doubt of it.

In fact, I might be inclined to say you have a scent that would make a woman want to eat you up.

I mean, if she were inclined in that way. You know my meaning, right?

*removes arm from mouth*

I think so.

 

[Byron In Exile]

*removes arm from mouth*

I think so.

Was I rude? I didn't intend that.

I could be. I mean, very rude, to the point of provoking people to do stuff they otherwise would not do.

But what I'm saying is that, tonight, I did not not order assholes with my whiskey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq1y5nMj8wY

 

[Byron In Exile]

it makes me happy.

It won't be better if people find out about this.

Neci, c'mon.

I've done right by you before. Can't you do this?

 

[yossi]

Can you imagine a sequoia in your pants?

 

[Wings]

I wonder if it's even a sapling.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Can you imagine a sequoia in your pants?

I wonder if it's even a sapling.

Sounds more like a would-be than a wood.

http://media.tumblr.com/bb0c2f96e3eb3a4bf0c3a35ab46be3af/tumblr_inline_mp9onnR9Gj1qz4rgp.gif

haaaaaaar!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Can you imagine a sequoia in your pants?

This is, most likely, the most uproarious thing I have seen in a day, and perhaps in a week.

ty

 

[yossi]

Stop stalling, Zumi, and put your cock on the scales.

 

[RobDownSouth]

THIS is the Arp 2600.

Gentle filter, only 12db per octave.

The Moog filter is 24db.

Fun fact, if you bought an ARP synth or a Fender guitar or amp in the 1970s, you helped send yours truly to college. Pops was a sales exec for the company that distributed them. I think I was the first 12 year old to program an ARP 2600. ADSR toggles for the win!

 

[Byron In Exile]

I wonder if it's even a sapling.

I would be disposed to charge for an estimate.

 

[yossi]

This is, most likely, the most uproarious thing I have seen in a day, and perhaps in a week.

ty

Lit personals can be a fun read if you don't mind wading through some boring stuff.

De rien.

 

[Queersetti]

Can you imagine a sequoia in your pants?

Yes, but when I do, it isn't mine.

 

[lovetoread]

This would be a good time to talk about someone's club.

 

[ryan8558]

Eddie Lawrence - The old philosopher

Gone at the age of 95. RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKkazr8M-n4

 

[SexyWench]

When she "helps", she really doesn't ...

 

[pointless]

i'm now 100% convinced that that was lily cade getting shot by alison brie in the old west paintball episode. i don't know if i should be proud of my awesome eye or ashamed of the fact that i obviously watch too much porn, but, hey, it's all good. after all, what i really should be ashamed of is the fact that i've been watching community on my computer way too fucking much lately.

 

[phantom4533]

Samaire Armstrong looks like she could be related to Annie Parisse.

 

[Queersetti]

Eddie Lawrence - The old philosopher

Gone at the age of 95. RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKkazr8M-n4

Is that what's troubling you, friend?

 

[JohnnySavage]

My "Bills to Pay" folder is empty, but I have that nagging feeling that I forgot to pay someone.

 

[pointless]

total riff off starts at 8pm eastern on natgeo, bitches. that's rifftrax or the scifi era mst3k cast if that helps.

 

[Wings]

I am so fucking tired of listening to my coworkers talk about their diets, how fat they are, how they hate themselves and on and on.

Shut. Up.

I especially hate how they look at me while they are discussing it. I'm fine, bitches, I'm just fine.

I miss working with all guys on days like today.

 

[ryan8558]

I am so fucking tired of listening to my coworkers talk about their diets, how fat they are, how they hate themselves and on and on.

Shut. Up.

I especially hate how they look at me while they are discussing it. I'm fine, bitches, I'm just fine.

I miss working with all guys on days like today.

You should ask them if they want to spar a few rounds.

 

[Wings]

You should ask them if they want to spar a few rounds.

I actually feel like crying, that never happens. They got mad at me when I talked about sex too much so I clammed up (unfortunate choice of words) and now they think I'm mad at them. No, I just can't talk about my life because they judge me and I have nothing to add to the diet conversation because I'd rather cut off my toe than talk about body fat percentage.

So I talk about my kids and the weather. That's it. Otherwise, I'm good over here by myself.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Guacpocolypse...