The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Lorilei]

WTF, people.

 

[pointless]

and, for the record, the weirdest thing i've stuck my penis in was a jar of creamy jif. i wouldn't recommend it. it's too messy.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The majority of the lions shot by safari hunters, are killed by Americans.
Does that mean that all of the hunters are all ejaculating in a lion's mouth, etc? eeeee

 

[Riles]

And yet I get growled at if I graze with my harmless, capped pearly whites? Humph!

 

[Wings]

Start to orgasm in 45 seconds. He told me to prove it, I'm a weird girlfriend.

 

[neci]

was it limp/dry at the start or is that the time from insertion/penetration/manipulation?

 

[Wings]

Purely solo. I told him I got it down to a science because I am so busy during the day, I needed to stop wasting time. He was impressed.

 

[pete]

Purely solo. I told him I got it down to a science because I am so busy during the day, I needed to stop wasting time. He was impressed.

he's not the only one.

 

[Learnsmith]

Purely solo. I told him I got it down to a science because I am so busy during the day, I needed to stop wasting time. He was impressed.

*slow clap*

 

[AllyRose]

The finale for Les Miserables is stuck in my head.

Not that that's a bad thing.

 

[Killswitch]

Stalk....

 

[AllyRose]

http://www.sugarcanecrop.com/sites/sugarcanes/_media/mediabank/170_mb_file_8cd97.jpg

Stalk.

 

[spacekowboy]

Well.... Now I really am glad that I have gone deer hunting.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

24th Annual Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade, Tompkins Square Park on Saturday, October 25th, 2014 from Noon to 3 p.m.

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[gotsnowgotslush]

Now, I understand why I was not invited to go deer hunting.

 

[Lorilei]

Never seen it, never heard the whole soundtrack. As a former musical theatre nerd, I feel like a complete failure.

 

[AllyRose]

You mean Les Mis?

 

[Lorilei]

You mean Les Mis?

Yes! I've avoided it for some reason.

 

[AllyRose]

Crowe's singing voice is rather painful to hear, but otherwise it's a good movie.

 

[pete]

Crowe's singing voice is rather painful to hear, but otherwise it's a good movie.

prolly still better than his acting

 

[AllyRose]

He wasn't terrible in Gladiator.

 

[Aquagal]

prolly still better than his acting

No, really, his singing is way worse.

 

[pete]

He wasn't terrible in Gladiator.

um, wut?

sorry, was distracted by your shiny new av

 

[Lorilei]

No, really, his singing is way worse.

And that's saying a lot.

Did I mention that I'm not a fan?

 

[Learnsmith]

He wasn't terrible in Gladiator.

If, by terrible, our benchmark is something on the scale of My Lai. Also, after what Jerry Bruckheimer did to Roman history, I'm amazed it doesn't need to have a kit done.