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I've heard nothing but awful things about the pier. Long lines and cold food since Eric's left.
I ended up eating an asada torta at the new market where Home Depot used to be. Fantastic!
The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection
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I've heard nothing but awful things about the pier. Long lines and cold food since Eric's left.
I ended up eating an asada torta at the new market where Home Depot used to be. Fantastic!
gotsnowgotslush
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Rake, rake, rake. No mosquitos. Extra leafy, this year.
gotsnowgotslush
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OK
I understand.
It is an obsolete term.
*sniffle*
I understand.
It is an obsolete term.
*sniffle*
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IrezumiKiss
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I wish there was a more selective ignore so I could set it up so everytime LJReloads uses the words Feminist, women or woman, the post/thread could be ignored.
This would also help people who have issues with me posting about Byron
I think it's rather nice...I didn't know Byron at all really, other than just his presence here and reading your words, sharing in your memories, it makes me wish I had known the man better but also wishful that my own LDR had worked. You two had so much going on off of Lit, it's a lovely thought.
Funny, I always thought guys thought of their hands as the counterpart to a dick.
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Jerry Garcia would approve !
AllyRose
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
pointless
¿por qué no?
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i think you're thinking of vaginas. hands are just the standby.
I assumed there was some...suspension of disbelief.
pointless
¿por qué no?
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well, at times of course, but you still want a vagina.
or a mouth or butthole or watermelon or real doll or, you know, whatever is available, reasonably tight, preferably moist and, like, not made of razor blades or sandpaper. also, your dick as to fit and stuff, but you really don't want to get into this. guys will stick their dicks in anything, really. if you wanna vomit talk to a hunter about deer vaginas.
or a mouth or butthole or watermelon or real doll or, you know, whatever is available, reasonably tight, preferably moist and, like, not made of razor blades or sandpaper. also, your dick as to fit and stuff, but you really don't want to get into this. guys will stick their dicks in anything, really. if you wanna vomit talk to a hunter about deer vaginas.
Pfft, I was a farmers wife with single male staff, I've heard all the horror stories and jokes out there meant to shock and horrify - they just sub in domestic livestock for your deer.
What can I say? I'm no Lilith.
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Flipping channels, and I regret that I stopped to watch Family Guy. Quagmire was perving on a woman's tracheostomy. Blarrghhh!
What is the number of that rule, that if you can imagine it, it is someone's fetish?
What is the number of that rule, that if you can imagine it, it is someone's fetish?
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