The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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So he's somewhere over the Atlantic now and won't be back - or indeed contactable - til 1st April.

I shall try not to chew my fingernails down to the elbows in the meantime.
 
Yeah, I don't think you're going to find much subbie sympathy here. Too many brats/sammies/insolent s-types on this board. :cattail:

Fine, but every time it happens I have to add more places to the "MrS travels America punishing sammies for their smart mouths" road trip! I'm only one man!
 
Fine, but every time it happens I have to add more places to the "MrS travels America punishing sammies for their smart mouths" road trip! I'm only one man!

Is it wrong that, even when said in jest, that turns me on a little? :cattail:
 
Why does every actual affirmation have to be serious and fluffy? Why can they not be just as truthful and humorous or sardonic?
 
Why does every actual affirmation have to be serious and fluffy? Why can they not be just as truthful and humorous or sardonic?

You need to emigrate to the UK. We don't do serious and fluffy/schmaltzy so much as we do humourous and sardonic :)
 
God damn, dealing with the phone and internet for my office is making me crazy. On hold 20 min and counting.

The patter and mission impossible theme like music might be grounds for going postal.
 
You need to emigrate to the UK. We don't do serious and fluffy/schmaltzy so much as we do humourous and sardonic :)

Tell me about it. There are times that, if I didn't have the obligations I do and if I had the money I would move across the pond.:rolleyes:
 
So I have this standard tube bird feeder that's bigger than my old one. Has six perches. I fill it with sunflower seeds. I've never seen so many finches. There are times where all six posts are occupied along with a handful on the ground and another 20 or so waiting in the trees.

I guess they are finches. Titmice come too but they are very solo birds and will just get one seed and fly into the tree to eat it like they are stealing.
 
These are tremendously unfluffy.

Yes, luv, they are unfluffy and very funny with plenty of reality. I don't think someone would appreciate me using those for a daily affirmation though... Especially since they would most likely be very unhelpful in that circumstance.

They do, however, have their own file in my picture folder.

:D
 
I recently discovered cheese curds. It's now clear that when I die I will weigh 450 pounds and it will take a mafia arsonist to light the fire needed for my cremation.
 
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