The Invent Your Own Condom Game

[Dillinger]

(I admit, I stole this idea from Maxim)

Come up with a name for your condum and a short description, like so:

KISS Condum - What better way to rock'n'roll all night than to sport a raincoat endorsed by old guys in makeup? CHoose from three types: "Love Gun Protecton," the vaugely homoerotic "Paul Studded," and the downright horrifying "Gene Flavored."

or

Tri-Color Condoms - With four versions corresponding to the flag colors of 36 countries, these jimmy hats are long on patriotism. You're sure to find a condom to raise up your flagpole!

 

[April]

Tri-Color Condoms - With four versions corresponding to the flag colors of 36 countries, these jimmy hats are long on patriotism. You're sure to find a condom to raise up your flagpole!

I saw some at condomania that were somewhat like that. I didn't pay much attention.

 

[Dillinger]

The Literotica Condom - comes with a different erotic story printed on the packaging to help you get in the mood before opening.

 

[Calamity Jane]

The magnifying condom... guaranteed to make her believe you're as well endowed as you promised her you were

 

[Kitte]

The Barely There Condom- made of space age polymers (just like all that stuff on infomercials) it does not interfere with sensation at all, has no flavor, no odor, no taste. 100% effective!


Hey a girl can dream cant she?

 

[shynsexy]

The Barely There Condom- made of space age polymers (just like all that stuff on infomercials) it does not interfere with sensation at all, has no flavor, no odor, no taste. 100% effective!


Hey a girl can dream cant she?

now THATS my kid of condom

 

[Nathon_88]

The American Dollar Bill Condom.

So when she blows money........(Yes, yes, old joke, throw stale popcorn if you must)

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

The Super Sizer:

pull a small thread at the base and the condom immediately inflates to a SuperSize - perhaps we should name this the Gnufi wrapper?


The Angry Purple Dinosaur:

No more blue balls when you have a large purple dinosaur to fuck with. And man does he roar!


The Every Sperm for Himself:

Comes with life saver, tiny oars, and little bitty replicas of the Titanic so your little spermies have a sense of accomplishment.


Dilly - did you know that you amuse me?

 

[ksmybuttons]

The Virtual Condom - used for on-line sex.

The Caffinated Condom - makes everything wake up and go at fast speeds.

The Godiva Condom - all the women will crave you and think it is the best ever.

 

[Dillinger]

The Starbucks Condom: Comes in 3 sizes, all over priced - but what a rush!

 

[Silverluna]

Incredible Shrinking Condem....It shrinks to help the guy from cumming too soon? (I dunno!)

 

[Ishmael]

The "Farm Boy" condom.

The condom with ridges that would make a washboarded country road jealous.

The "Magic Hands" condom.

Tiny Japanese camera motors manipulating tiny little hands for that 'felt all over' feeling. (Batteries not included)

The "Almost Real" condom.

Upon detection of the male ejaculation, this condom ejects a flavored lubricant from the tip. (not refillable)

Ishmael

 

[daniella469]

theme condoms

HUNG POWS!! they come in a mini white chinese take out box LOL There are printed messages on them you can read while slipping on protection. ex:

1.If you work hard, good things will inevitably happen.

2.Successful leader knows the way, shows the way, and goes the way.

3.Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

4.Confucius say you are what you eat (LOL)

 

[Sillyman]

Explosive Condomns-for dates you really don't like. He slips it on and his cock is blown off.

Wooden Condomns-For the Amish. (If any Amish are reading this, I would just like to say turn the computer off before God kills you.)

Comfortably Numb Condomns-For people with a REAL problem with premature ejaculation. Contact narcotics numb sensation all over your body.

HIV Test Condom-It flashes bright red and beeps loudly whenever it comes into contact with the AIDS virus. Other versions of course can be made for other diseases, herpes, warts, etc.

 

[Dillinger]

The computer keyboard condom...

Specifically designed for cybersex - just slip the think latex covering over your computer keyboard and never worry about viruses again!

 

[missy2]

Painful games would be good;

How 'bout Pin The Condom on the man?

or maybe they could put them on and let us ladies pull and snap them and see who could endure the most pain

I'm sure the prizes would be worth holding out for!

 

[BustyTheClown]

The "Macintosh" (as in computer) condom:
Guaranteed to fail... every time! Not compatible with most women, but boy do these suckers look neat! Hey, if you're looking for great sex, buy someone else's condoms: Macintoshes bite. <cheesy wink>

The "Lie Detector" condom (men):
Sick and tired of women faking orgasms on you? Well with the new and improved Lie Detector condom, women can't fool you any longer! Measures frequency of contractions in vagina, temperature inside, and overall orgasm-ness of the woman with whom you are having sex.

The "Lying" condom (women):
For those ladies out there sick and tired of those partners that refuse to stop until *she* orgasms as well... a condom that actually simulates your orgasm around his organ! Comes with small remote control so you can decide when to let him have it. Sound effects are optional, but are up to you. Stop the whining, whimpering, and blubbering -- get a Lying condom today!