The InternationalFunboy Pirate Radio Show

[InternationalFunboy]

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Annnnddd we are Back! Nice and comfy here in the new studio.
This segment of the show is sponspred by The Stud pill...."be the man you were, balls to bones with The Stud Pill. Your lady will be a'howlin" a product of Fermata Prroductions/SummerRose productions Ltd.

So Mouse, I believe we were about to put those tots of lavender's to the test?

After this we have a very special surprise for lavender...but don't spoil it.... it's just too good...

 

[Cath!]

turning on the radio...

hearing......STATIC!! dammit all I am getting is static...

*adjusting the rabbit ears*

ooo...that's better as the melodious sound of Funboy's voice fills the air...

 

[modest mouse]

That's right FunBoi, while your audience was contemplating the merits of new pharmaceuticals, which my girlfriend buys for me by the case.............

........Our in-studio wench of the day was preparing for the test. let me tell you people, watching that ass wiggle free of the confines of a black thong has my seat uncomfortable, you really need something other than these old bar stools for you guests FunBoi...........

Lavender..............its time to prove the crafmanship of your Doc, I'm skeptical that you dont have 2 bricks for tits so lets see these babies bounce and jiggle, get snapping.............

Oh shit.we have lift off folks, whiplash is a bastard.....any lawyers listening today?

What do you think hostess with the boastness? Does she pass? I;m voting for more testing, like Consumer Reports style on thsoe bad boys..........

 

[Starfish]

I am sick of being the sound effects chick. These props suck, and I want a raise.

 

[Summery]

Does this mean I get a cut of the action?

I'll give you a raise, Starfish.

 

[Starfish]

SR, that is just the kind I was thinking of.



*clank* Fuck! That was supposed to be a chime.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

FunBOI? funBOI? yeah go have another beer you piss drunk cock! hahaha.....I'm just busting your balls, mate....

While we wait for lavender to get back from the bathroom.....who is the Sound and propmaster most likely to sleep her way to the top?

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA......Starfish, the dish.

 

[Starfish]

Funboi. Funkoi.

Doesn't work for me. I am the fish.

 

[modest mouse]

FunBoi(note the inflection):

I gots da clock swingin' 'round da neck and da beats droppin', playin' da Flavor Flav 2 ur Chuck D.

Spin it, Bomb Squad............

(Siren squeels)

 

[Starfish]

FunBoi(note the inflection):

I hate to bust your rubber bubble with swirls and colors, but that is improperly placed inflection.

I think the effect you are looking for is much more "Paul's Boutique" than that.....


Yeah Boyeeeeee.

 

[modest mouse]

Propgirl............

Go find me a bike horn and dont mess with the on air talent, beeyatch.

 

[Starfish]

*goes off to find MEGAPHONE*

 

[InternationalFunboy]

See what's intersting about this is that the people at home may not realize that mouse takes Gangster Rapping very seriously...it's not just a gag for the show. He lives his life like a gangster rapper...24/7...
His 'posse' the Shithouse Mouse Gang are into some crazy crazy things and he usually is on the show just to reprazent and give shouts out. But he adds alot to the show and I'm glad to have him here....

 

[Starfish]

*ahem*

*shreeek, beep*

I said "SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARISON"

*beep*

*ahem*

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Well it appears that our star guest was in the bathroom freshening up when the entire Baldwin clan snuck in and defiled her, much to her delight...
They were last seen hopping into the limo heading downtown...

This concludes our broadcast, Join us next time here On the Funboy Pirate Radio Show...

Special thanks to: Modest Mouse, Lavender, Starfish and SummerRose. See you next time folks...

 

[Starfish]

That's it?


Bunk.


We still have the behind the scenes footage to film, right?

I am going into the potty to lick, I mean find lavender.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Good evening motherfuckos and motherfuckettes.....Welcome to teh FUNHOUSE! Our second day of broadcast has begun! This show sponsored by 'TaiMe Downe Restraint devices' - products of Cymbidia Enterprises, and Faerie Dust Essence, Angel products limited..... Now on with the show...

Let me introduce the man to my right.....the spleefmeister, white thug extrordinaire who incidentally has much love for the rap game. He's my folk, folks.... Modest Mouse!

Back after a funky trist with the Baldwins and here to push her new movie entitled "Lavy does Lenningrad". I can't belive it's not butter........LAVENDER!

Now.....mouse, if I'm not mistaken.....we were about to put those 10K funbags to the test....

 

[cymbidia]

~peeking in, looking for Bondage 'N Stuff, the new basement cable show for closet perverts... and seeing only a pile of rusty objects in a heap on the floor, all of them obviously and disappointingly simply flea market rejects~


Where's the toys?
Y'all can't do bondage without toys...

 

[modest mouse]

Wurd up audience, lets tweak da ears and get loose. I stashed my Colt .45 for this hour so cut a bro some R'spect and listen up to what we got going fo ya.......

Me and my BOI got stuck sitting her with gherkins yestRday while our Bitch - O - da day ran off with a whole family.......Radio dont pay like it used to.......

Draggin' Lavender from Motel 6 dis mornin', got her in da green room with some Cuervo so let get dis shit rollin'.......

Yo, Bring out da Tots............for dese 2 dogs to sniff out

 

[TN_Vixen]

*drags lavender off her lap*

girl, when I said "Let's get it on" I didn't mean me and you, although I'm flattered and a little impressed by your lack of inhibitions. I hear you're wanted on the radio set. You can tell me all about the Baldwins later.

Yeah, I know Eric's the one with the small dick.

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

A rousing entrance from the D-cup herself....we love her here. literally..
that movie sounds great....(cough *crap* cough)

Please welcome to the show the little old lady from Chattanooga...though she's neither little nor old.....and probably not from chattanooga....TN Vixen.
WOw... You have some ass on you honey..... are those hip huggers? c'mere let me bit your feet...

So mouse....two ladies....a pudding pit, and a very long length of rope, what's that spell?

Oh and to give play by play commentary.....Our sponser Cymbidia... Author of "Little pink handprints".

 

[InternationalFunboy]

And for the listeners at home......the phone lines are open.....

PM me and I'll put you on the air...

 

[lavender]

Re: *drags lavender off her lap*

 

[TN_Vixen]

*struts into the set and tries to get her earphones on*

fumble... fumble... are these on? hehehe... no really! fumble... fumble... heheh

Oh! Hi guys! *waves fingers & giggles with her hand over her mouth* Hey lavender (wink) I'll get back to you later, sugar... you know I will.

What? You want to see my ass? *giggles* Oh, ok... stands up and twirls around, bends over and then bows.

"Oh Funboy, I like your show so much!" gushing... "I listen to it allll the time. I told the producer, y'know.. Jimmie, the one with only two fingers?, that I would do ANYTHING.. just anything to be on it." giggles again... (starts to stroke her neck and down to her chest, flicking her tongue out to lick her lips)

"Now, what was it you wanted me to do tonight Funboy? I, um.. I forgot." (giggles and then winks at Modesto)