The International Inivitational Slang Challenge

[Coolville]

THE INTERNATIONAL INVITATIONAL SLANG CHALLENGE.

I've noticed that our crowd is international here on Literotica. Given the rich diversity of the English language I figured we could offer up bits of slang for the two most important body parts: PENIS & VAGINA.
Hey kids! It's fun! It's easy!

There are the classics: dick, cock, johnson - pussy, cunt, quim.

But good golly, miss molly, there's more! Post 'em...

 

[Champagne]

Slang

Vagina - slash, gash, grand canyon, cunt, pussy, scar, slit, honey pot, hot dog,

Penis - dick , cock , percy, Mr Happy, sousage,

I am not in a thinking mood at the moment but this is what I came up with.

Champagne.

 

[Coolville]

Thank you to a member of the Australian delegation.
A good start.
There must be more gems from a country that has phrases like, "Better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish" and "Up the creek in a barbed-wire canoe".

Vagina:
Beef curtains - (labia)
glory hole

Cockney Rhyming Slang for vagina:
Berkshire Hunt (Berk - for short)
Mike Hunt (Mike - for short)
Struggle & Grunt

Penis:
Needle threader

Cockney Rhyming Slang for penis:
Mars & Venus
Lolly Lick (Lolly for short)

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I am german, so most words wouldn't work in english, but I can try to translate some:


for Vagina: Heavens Gate (but there was this group of religious fanatics with that name, right ?)
Paradise (or maybe Entrance to Paradise)
Temple of Lust
Hot Spot
Everybodies Darling (at least if the girl is a slut)
Sanctuary
Sperm Bank
Luscious Lips
Piss Hole


as for Cock:
Meat Cleaver (just think about how a big cock parts the pussy lips)
Hot Dog (but then, Champagen used Hot Dog for Vagina ...)
Sperm Donator
Fire Hose
Penetrator
Infiltrator
Bringer of Pregnancy (I guess someone whose mother tongue is english can come up with a better version)
Joystick (I always thought about this: A joystick for females (and gays) that is shaped like a Penis)
Magic Wand (first it is soft, then it is hard, then it shoots like a cannon - and 9 months later, you will get a special present - that's true magic)
Spear of Love
Hammer
whipped cream Cannon

by the way:
just in case, you are also interested in anal sex:

dirty hole
rear entrance
back door
brown paradise
chocolate tunnel
stinking paradise


I guess with some fantasy, this thread could become big

 

[Coolville]

Thanks Nascar.
I'm in Denmark, so I know all about words losing their effect in translation.

And you've brought 'asshole' onto the pitch, so...

hershey highway
M3 (a motorway in England - I guess the pussy is M1)

 

[crysede]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned 'snatch', 'box', or 'beaver' for vagina yet - perhaps they're just Canadianisms.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I can't say much about snatch or box, but I think beaver is just soo comon ... everybody knows it.

I think this thread is more about the uniuqe, not so often used slang words.

Just to bring some more animals in here: In Germany, a pussy is also called Bär (that is the german word for "Bear").

Also: The word pussy means both "vagina" and "small cat", right ? In Germany we the same thing: a "Muschi" is either a "vagina" or a "small cat".

This reminds me on this one joke: A beautiful woman is sitting on a bench. On her lap, there sits a cat. A guy walks by. He asks the woman: Can I pet your pussy ? Sure, but before you do that, I have to remove the cat.

But as for beavers ... I once saw this great picture on another user board - just take a look ... Enjoy the picture

 

[bearlee]

Hot Dog?
Don't have much time right now, but(t):
bugger, bunghole, poop chute, bumfuck, buttfuck, assman, prick, fuckstick, tool, meat, pud,tail,table-grade,peter,wick(as in dip one's wick), crack, cornhole and did anybody say cunt(can't remember). Sorry these are out of order. Just wrote 'em as they popped in my head. Sorry if I repeated any. Time to go home-night all!

 

[Coolville]

good stuff

Black Box - name for pussy on a peroxide blonde.

snatch and box and beaver... the old classics. Nice one.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Swedish lesson

Pussy:

Fitta ="brook"
Mus="mouse"
Puppa="cocoon"
Skreva="crevice"


Dick:

Snopp=untranslatable
Kalle Johansson=equal to "Charlie Johnson"
Bamse="biggie" (also name of childrens cartoon of a very strong bear)
Task=untranslatable
Stake="candle holder"

 

[Coolville]

svenskaflicka
tusind tak! bra at se flera europæer på sitet.
danskapoijka

 

[Alex De Kok]

Why didn't you folk just go here?

It's been up since February, and Whisper invited contributions.

Alex

 

[Coolville]

hmm. why didn't we go 'there'...

because it isn't half as interesting as reading messages from people all over the world in the form of a dialogue?

because the whole point of this thread is to explore the vast variety of slang in the English-speaking world and not just a handful of regional Americanisms?

 

[Alex De Kok]

Point taken, but Whispersecret might still value the additions...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

svenskaflicka
tusind tak! bra at se flera europæer på sitet.
danskapoijka

Vi behöver hålla ihop och vissa jänkarna att inga är så kinky som vi europeer...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Bet you all want to know what we just said, huh?

 

[Coolville]

hejsan

præcis.
de tror de er så skideåbent men de er faktisk et århundrede bagude os europæer når det gælder alt med fitta/fisse og snopp/pik.

jättabra at se en svenskaflicka her på siden.

jeg håber du kan læse på dansk.

hejdå

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: hejsan

præcis.
de tror de er så skideåbent men de er faktisk et århundrede bagude os europæer når det gælder alt med fitta/fisse og snopp/pik.

jättabra at se en svenskaflicka her på siden.

jeg håber du kan læse på dansk.

hejdå

Tja, varifrån kommer amerikanerna? Jo, de är ättlingar till de som stack härifrån!

Jo, jag kan förstå danska när jag läser det, det är bara några ord som är annorlunda. Det är att förstå när jag lyssnar som är det svåra!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Dansk dikt

Det enda danska jag kan, är en dikt jag läste på gymnasiet:

"Da jeg råbte vid Kristus på korset:
`Vi har du forladt meg?´
svarte du:
`Jeg tror icke riktig vi passer sammen.´

Jag tycker att den är underbar! Jag får en bild av Gud som rycker på axlarna och säger till Jesus att de inte passar ihop - och sen lämnar honom hängandes där!

(Jag hoppas att du inte är kristen, för då har jag just gjort bort mig grundligt!)

 

[Coolville]

nej, tag det roligt (dansk roligt - ikke svensk) jeg er ikke kristne. det var et fedt digt. virkelig cool.

jeg har det på det samme måde med svensk, eller rettere sagt, skånsk. svært at forstå når man lytter.

jeg kan bedre forstår stockholmer. men så er det ironisk at stockholmer kan ikke forstå dansk, men skåninger kan!

ah! det nordiske broderskab! for slet ikke at tale om nordmænderne!

solen skinner her i köpenhamn. håber det skinner der, hvor du er.

hej

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ah! det nordiske broderskab! for slet ikke at tale om nordmænderne!

solen skinner her i köpenhamn. håber det skinner der, hvor du er.

Det nordiska systerskapet, då?

Solen skiner lite FÖR mycket - jag smälter!

Med tanke på att den här tråden egentligen ska handla om internationella runda ord, så tror jag att våra amerikanska vänner börjar bli lite sura på oss skandinavier nu...

 

[Coolville]

ja, flicka, de jävlejankierne kan ikke tåle at andre taler et andet sprog. de tror at de ejer hele nettet. og de kan bestemt ikke klar at man er kritisk over for deres lorteland.
europa længe leve...
europæsike liberalisme længe leve
coolville og svenskaflicka længe leve

 

[Thorpress]

Ok...all l know is foofoo or mary for girlie bits
and JT short for John Thomas for guy bits
Not potty ones at really are they?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Expanding subject

Sorry, my Danish Brother, for abandoning our private talk and going back to the Yankee Tongue, but I wanted to include everyone on this.

I'd like to expand your original topic and ask people for international synonyms for having sex. I'll start off with the main English ones:

• Fuck
• Having sex
• Make love
• Doing the vertical tango
• Hiding the sausage
• Bedroom mambo
• Do it
• Do the Deed

Come on! YOU are being CHALLENGED!!!

 

[Coolville]

nice one, svenskaflicka. here we go...

shagging
hide the salami
rooting
batting for England
Uncle Buck - Cockney rhyming slang - "I saw my Uncle Buck last night..."
doing the dirty
getting a leg over
rinsing the drains
ice fishing - if she's frigid