The Inner-Sociopath’s Creed

[Rumple Foreskin]

Somehow, the time now seems right to post this.

Rumple Foreskin

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The Inner-Sociopath’s Creed

As I let go of my "should haves" and feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.

My intuition almost makes up for my lack of good judgment.

I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

Joan of Arc heard voices, too.

I am grateful that I’m not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Easier said than done.

 

[FallingToFly]

*drink spew*

Oh that was cruel... what did that poor bourbon ever do to you, Rumple!

*note to self*- So Co through the nose hurts worse than vodka the next morning. I should be in bed, not up drinking and reading this shite.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

*drink spew*

Oh that was cruel... what did that poor bourbon ever do to you, Rumple!

*note to self*- So Co through the nose hurts worse than vodka the next morning. I should be in bed, not up drinking and reading this shite.

That sounds like a "rule for life" I should be committing to memory.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

LOL - this is wonderful!

 

[rgraham666]

Gonna quibble here, Rumple.

This sounds more paranoid schizophrenic than sociopathic.

Still, it does absolve the follower of all responsibility for their actions so it's only a quibble.

 

[Antfarmer77]

This should be printed out on a wallet sized card!!