The Incredible Hulk

[cakeasaurus]

Not that this is really my thing, but I just saw the trailer for the Hulk, and I thought, his dong probably has to get big too. Could this be the next story on Lit? Discuss.

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Not if you want to stay true to the character. 616 Hulk is essentially non-sexual and far too childlike to have a scene that isn't disturbing to the reader. No to mention Hulk's primary motivation is a desire to be left in peace.


So there are really two options.

You could write a story covering missing scenes from GPlanet Hulk story line in which Hulk became intellectually mature and did produce a child.

Alternately you could write a story about the Ultimate version of Hulk, who is a highly sexual character. However the violent side of his nature would have to be toned down considerably for content on Lit.


Personally I would avoid it all together simply because writing erotica about iconic characters seems in rather poor taste.

 

[cakeasaurus]

I see you're a fellow comic reader, your knowledge is impressive. Very good points too. I definitely wouldnt write this. I was just saying, someone will probably do it. Look at it this way, at least it probably wouldn't happen to Cap.

 

[Carnevil9]

I agree, it would violate all of the principles of the Hulk universe. But is that a reason not to do it? Noooooo.....

Howzabout a different type of Hulk. Instead of turning into his Hulk persona when angry, he turns into it when horny. And it's mostly his sexual organs that grow, into huge, scaly, glowing, green, monstrous appendages!

"Don't get me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny." Then he goes berserk, screwing people, horses, elephants, buses, buildings, everything!

It would probably fit well in non-consent.......Carney

 

[Sean Renaud]

Make up some silly reason why Mr. Fixit shows up.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Not if you want to stay true to the character. 616 Hulk is essentially non-sexual and far too childlike to have a scene that isn't disturbing to the reader. No to mention Hulk's primary motivation is a desire to be left in peace.


So there are really two options.

You could write a story covering missing scenes from GPlanet Hulk story line in which Hulk became intellectually mature and did produce a child.

Alternately you could write a story about the Ultimate version of Hulk, who is a highly sexual character. However the violent side of his nature would have to be toned down considerably for content on Lit.


Personally I would avoid it all together simply because writing erotica about iconic characters seems in rather poor taste.

There is a slew of sexually parodied Marvel characters (as well as DC) already, and the incredible Hulk is one (Marvel name and real bio not used).
The television show is parodied with Dr. David Banner confusing adrenalin activated steroids with female hormones.
The trans-gendered Banner turns into a sex monster at night (2nd personality takes over when he's asleep), so the phrase "being fucked to death" takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[xssve]

In fact the Hulk has a multitude of Persona, the Grey Hulk, who has average intelligence, the merged Hulk, who has the Hulks body and Banners brains, etc.

Hulk/Bruce Banner

In short, I don't see why he couldn't have a libidinous alter ego - except that Marvel will probably sue your pants off for messing with their copyrighted property.

Still, a guy that swells up and gets freaky when he gets exited, wonder where they got that idea, hmmm...

 

[Fantasies_only]

Still, a guy that swells up and gets freaky when he gets exited, wonder where they got that idea, hmmm...

Actually that wasn't Stan's Idea (had very little input).
The idea was actually inspired by "The Strange Case Of Doctor Jeckle And Mr. Hyde" (which was also in comics).
The Hulk (who was not meant to be called that) was supposed to be an Army gorilla on a drug enduced murder spree (a secret Army ultimate soldier project).
Remember this was during WW2, when Nazi's were basically looking for the same thing (supermen).

I don't think it would have sold very well if Lee didn't change it.