The I'm Too Old For This Shit Thread
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I have never subscribed to a thread before but I may to this one. I suspect I shall need it. I don't even have a mobile phone. I still write with a fountain pen dipped in an ink bottle. Sometimes I still write 'bus and 'phone.
If there is to be any hope for me I must watch this carefully and take copious notes. In impeccable copperplate, of course.
If there is to be any hope for me I must watch this carefully and take copious notes. In impeccable copperplate, of course.
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Liar
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Why do you need to know baby talk, make them learn how to talk like an adult.
If I have to smack all dem kids on the head when they talk funny, I'll get reptetive stress injury.
smoothg103rd
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Yeah its called Emoji
doctor_insanus
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smoothg103rd
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I remember when baggy jeans was the shit. I wear fitted jeans now, I'm too much of a man for skinny jeans.
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You mean you're humongous penis wont fit in them?
Liar
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Are you calling him a dick?
smoothg103rd
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If that's what you want to say.
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Not just yet. Still gathering intel.
Balladeer08
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British dentistry?
smoothg103rd
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Let's just say I'm claustrophobic when it comes to skinny jeans.
Jennifer
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No, I am curious about your dislike for skinny jeans.
And delighted that you gave up the baggy shit.
smoothg103rd
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I do have a big dick but that's not the reason. I just feel like my pants shouldn't be tighter than a females.
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the big thing now is "humblebragging".
We saw it this morning with Tryharder62 "I do declare, I've had soooo much sex lately, mah poor buttocks have strained a few muscles! I HATE it when that happens!"
We saw it this morning with Tryharder62 "I do declare, I've had soooo much sex lately, mah poor buttocks have strained a few muscles! I HATE it when that happens!"
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YOUR is the word, asshat.
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ish=shit
or so they tell me.
or so they tell me.
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Braces. It's the cool thing to have coloured "glue" to hold the wires in place.
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Can someone fill me in on the lingo kids* these days use?
Also, basic is bad, but based is good?
Am I getting this right?
* Anyone slightly more in the loop than me.
I'm not in the loop.
*hugs the old squirrel*
It'll be okay.
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I had braces. Back in my days it was the cool thing to have white ones so people wouln't see at a distance.
I wasn't cool.
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Skiddles2014
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Are the kids still getting jiggy with it?
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