The "I Got Laid Today" thread

[ElizabethWest]

No folks, not me. But I'm tired of Carson popping in at the other place to rub our noses in our misfortune.



So henceforth, all you braggarts will have your own place to go while we less fortunate creatures wallow in self-pity. Misery really does love company.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yeah, so I totally got a piece of ass when I got home. The clothes came off in the hallway and there were spankings, the use of toys, and lots of lube. My boyfriend is snoring in the other room as we speak.

Losers.

 

[yui]

Yeah, so I totally got a piece of ass when I got home. The clothes came off in the hallway and there were spankings, the use of toys, and lots of lube. My boyfriend is snoring in the other room as we speak.

Losers.

Bitch.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Bitch.

Isn't he such a cunt?

Nice AV btw.

 

[DrFreud]

Doesn't yui's cotton tail look like whipped cream?
Or am I just a perv?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Doesn't yui's cotton tail look like whipped cream?
Or am I just a perv?

Yes.

Yes.

 

[yui]

Isn't he such a cunt?

Nice AV btw.

Yes, he is. But I think that's part of his charm.

Thank you! I photoshop-ed me a tail. I always did want to be a bunny.

Doesn't yui's cotton tail look like whipped cream?
Or am I just a perv?

Whipped cream? Wanna lick...nevermind...http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

 

[DrFreud]

Whipped cream? Wanna lick...nevermind...http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

Anytime







that I am not on diet






Now works

 

[ElizabethWest]

Anytime







that I am not on diet






Now works

Did somebody say whipped? How about a threesome?

 

[Dar~]

I totally got laid today too. I also started a thread with this same title. I needed to brag. Oh well . . congrats carson.

 

[Rhys]

Did somebody say whipped?

*coughcarsoncough*

 

[NoJo]

I got some. I was asking for it.

 

[Guest]

oh!!!
me! yehawmuthafockah!
and every day since friday...
and every day until monday...
so, count me and lucky for ten days of near continuous fuck session.

 

[NoJo]

I assume you're going to be ordering take-outs. Come to think of it, you can probably fuck and cook at the same time.

 

[Guest]

I assume you're going to be ordering take-outs. Come to think of it, you can probably fuck and cook at the same time.

ah joe
that was ....crass
but godamnit if i dont love that
certainly there are fine fucking food dishes to be made...

 

[Guest]

Not today, yet, but Monday was a bumper day.

I got fucked for hours and hours and hours. And I got spanked, and I came as I was spanked. I got spanked over his knee, over the table, over the chair. I got fucked all over the house. I got bent over and fucked anywhere and everywhere. And I sucked him. Oh, how I sucked him and licked him and nibbled him, and oh how he came, right down my throat. Oh yeah, and he gave me a love bite on my tit (did I mention that yet?).

So, yes, we had a damn good session on Monday, thank you very much. Fuck me, Lew has got some stamina.

Enough bragging yet? You want more?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I had to change my pillowcases last night.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*coughcarsoncough*

Ready to whip my cream?

 

[Guest]

I still can't walk. My hips have seized up.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My abs hurt from thrusting so hard. It was like one long abdonmial crunch.

 

[Guest]

My pussy lips are so sore and swollen, I can't cross my legs.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You don't need to cross your legs anyway. It's a bad habit.

I fucked my boyfriend so long, after he came he had chest pains. Then he went to sleep for about 10 hours.

 

[Guest]

I just tried to walk over the shop to get some milk, but my legs wouldn't work. There are shooting pains up the backs of my thighs, from being bent, holding my ankles, with my ass in the air. He fucked me so hard and for so long, and I came so many times, that I lost half my body weight, in fluid alone. I am in desperate need of tea for that life-saving fluid replacement. I feel like I'm going to pass ou.....................................

 

[eric shawn listo]

So..you guys..like had sex, or sumpin'?

 

[NoJo]

So..you guys..like had sex, or sumpin'?

No, they're just physically unfit. They're complaining like a couple of old yentes about their lumbago and stuff.

"Oy, I'm so yech, I'm so blech, it hoits ven I sit, it hoits ven I stend..."