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The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: my lovely midweek hump!

Statius said:
You don't want that. I work in a food service warehouse. Spend most of my day in 20 degrees or colder. 😂
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Oh but I do... I spent my extended weekend on a sunny beach. I can still feel the tingle of warm sea breeze on my skin, the heat of late afternoon sun, the inchy sting as the sea water dried on my skin... oh my mind is still surfing somewhere in those waves...

and now I am stuck in my office, hating the AC that's not working and my boss breathing on my neck... not even romely anything sexy about it... I just want to stay in the freezer and let my brain zone out to those last few days...

Monday is just additional toruture that someof us here aren't willing to even acnowkledge the existence of 😜
 
DevlinSkye said:
Oh but I do... I spent my extended weekend on a sunny beach. I can still feel the tingle of warm sea breeze on my skin, the heat of late afternoon sun, the inchy sting as the sea water dried on my skin... oh my mind is still surfing somewhere in those waves...

and now I am stuck in my office, hating the AC that's not working and my boss breathing on my neck... not even romely anything sexy about it... I just want to stay in the freezer and let my brain zone out to those last few days...

Monday is just additional toruture that someof us here aren't willing to even acnowkledge the existence of 😜
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Grab some steel toed boots, we got gear, we could use the extra help!
 
Listening to an 80s playlist on Spotify, it starts playing "Dr Beat" by the Miami Sound Machine.

Me: "Dr Beat, wasn't he the red-faced one?"
Redhead: Eyeroll, quite possibly followed by some silent questions about her life choices
 
StillStunned said:
Listening to an 80s playlist on Spotify, it starts playing "Dr Beat" by the Miami Sound Machine.

Me: "Dr Beat, wasn't he the red-faced one?"
Redhead: Eyeroll, quite possibly followed by some silent questions about her life choices
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Huh, I don't remember that one. I mostly know them for being Gloria Estefan's springboard and "Conga"
 
"Tonight will be bad, and tomorrow will be beyond imagining."
- half the characters in The Dark Is Rising by Susan Cooper
 
This morning my wife started with "We have nothing else planned for this evening. So, I'll fix a 'Hello Fresh' meal for dinner this evening before taking a shower. You can light the fireplace, pour me a glass of wine, and have whatever else ready for when I'm done with my shower."

Hmmm, what to do? I think a blanket spread in front of the fireplace, two of her favorite toys and lube handy nearby, and a porn video on TV queued to start of a not-too-busty woman having fun with one or two guys will be waiting for her ... along with the glass of wine. Otherwise, she'd be disappointed in me for failing to catch the hint. Oh, and I'd better take a Viagra right after dinner.

In a good relationship, all it takes is a word or three, and I'd better get it right!

It's "Hump Day!"
 
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