The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: duck jokes (don't blame me)

[Bamagan]

What about dreaming about electric wolves eating the sheep? Or sheep jumping over electric fences?

Electric wolves eating electric sheep sounds like a robot dream. Sheep with an electric fence might be an 'assisted' dream and we shouldn't discuss it further here.

 

[cw5523729]

What about dreaming about electric wolves eating the sheep? Or sheep jumping over electric fences?

I think in the book the poor sheep got pushed off the top of a building

 

[stickygirl]

Sheep fencing?

 

[iwatchus]

As long as we avoid talking about dreaming of electric sheep I think we'll be okay.

So now we know who is a bot on the forum.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick:

What about dreaming about electric wolves eating the sheep? Or sheep jumping over electric fences?

 

[iwatchus]

Sheep fencing?

Change the subject soon before someone posts that damned sheep video again.

 

[Bamagan]

So now we know who is a bot on the forum.

 

[stickygirl]

Last night I dreamed that a blond girl sat in my lap
... and that made me real horny, babe

 

[cw5523729]

Last night I dreamed that a blond girl sat in my lap
... and that made me real horny, babe

Were any mind controlling centipedes involved? Asking for a friend.

 

[stickygirl]

Were any mind controlling centipedes involved? Asking for a friend.

Nope. No tentacles either. I have boring dreams, full of angst

 

[StillStunned]

I had a happy dream the other night: not only was our cat who died a few years ago still around, but about a dozen other cats were sheltering on our porch from the rain. We don't have a porch, but never mind.

 

[StillStunned]

I had a happy dream the other night: not only was our cat who died a few years ago still around, but about a dozen other cats were sheltering on our porch from the rain. We don't have a porch, but never mind.

For the record: I'm pretty sure they were cats, not bunnies. Bunnies would make more sense though.

 

[Statius]

Mine are usually run-of-the-mill stuff, about work.

 

[StillStunned]

Mine are usually run-of-the-mill stuff, about work.

You work at a mill?

 

[cw5523729]

Mine are usually run-of-the-mill stuff, about work.

Ugh, all mine are too. Doesn't it suck to wake up from 8 hours of work to go to work?

 

[Statius]

You work at a mill?

 

[cw5523729]

You work at a mill?

Yes but don't worry - he must be the boss. He said he runs it.

 

[Trionyx]

Oh, look, the topic changed again.
I have a dream...
That one day all smut-peddlers will sit together in the lap of luxury... well, someone they're related to, I guess.

Only if it is your son in the back seat while your husband is driving.

 

[StillStunned]

Yes but don't worry - he must be the boss. He said he runs it.

That's what the hamster says of its treadmill.

 

[cw5523729]

That's what the hamster says of its treadmill.

Well great, now when I have a dream tonight that I'm stuck at work running inside a giant hamster wheel, I'm blaming you.

 

[Statius]

That's what the hamster says of its treadmill.

It can be like that actually. The night shift I used to work is definitely like that.

 

[MillieDynamite]

R.L. Stine says his dreams are mostly of making sandwiches. Talk about boring!

Mine are usually run-of-the-mill stuff, about work.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Now and again, I dream of being at some function, being a personal guard for someone (like when I was a PI), and someone opens fire on the crowd. I shoot at them, but they are like Superman, and bullets bounce off. They shoot back, but they aren't good shots, and they kill innocent people around me. Those are the ones I wake up screaming from feeling powerless. Thankfully, they aren't often.

 

[stickygirl]

I had a dream about roman numerals 5, 4, 1 and 500. It was VIVID.

 

[MrPixel]

I had a dream about roman numerals 5, 4, 1 and 500. It was VIVID.

Booooooo.