The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: am I a joke to you?

[SamanthaBehgs]

What do you call a voyeuristic duck?

Pe(e)king Duck

 

[UsuallyPresent]

How about the duck with the magnifying lens riding on its back?

Duck under glass!

 

[iwatchus]

The exhibitionist duck tried to pull off all her feathers to attract more attention, but it just made her sad. It was a downer.

 

[Bamagan]

Egadwall! I snoozed right through all the duck puns you buffleheads were posting! Although I think @StillStunned may not realize that a 'redhead' is also a kind of duck... as is the wood duck, which may be relevant thanks to his redhead.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

I'm a duck QUACK QUACK!

 

[Omenainen]

Aa aa ankka, takapuoli vankka

Who the duck came up with this idea?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm a duck QUACK QUACK!

Regarding that video - How did the construction duck build the hut?

It used waddle and dab!

 

[iwatchus]

is it a duck or a plot bunny?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.independent.co.uk%2Fs3fs-public%2Fthumbnails%2Fimage%2F2016%2F02%2F14%2F12%2Fduck-rabbit.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=bf00774f28cca97d1728e04e92e517b863795547140f28048f76d77af78965d6

 

[UsuallyPresent]

is it a duck or a plot bunny?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.independent.co.uk%2Fs3fs-public%2Fthumbnails%2Fimage%2F2016%2F02%2F14%2F12%2Fduck-rabbit.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=bf00774f28cca97d1728e04e92e517b863795547140f28048f76d77af78965d6


Poor things's shocked, hearing the bill like that!

 

[stickygirl]

 

[StillStunned]

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You're 65 posts late with that one.

It's still good though.

 

[cw5523729]

You're 65 posts late with that one.

It's still good though.

Holy shit, we dragged out this duck joke thing for that many posts already? Who's the bad egg that started this craziness?

 

[StillStunned]

Holy shit, we dragged out this duck joke thing for that many posts already? Who's the bad egg that started this craziness?

Not me. I chickened out ages ago.

 

[cw5523729]

This thread has me laughing so hard that I might need to go to the ducktor's office.

 

[cw5523729]

Alright, alright. That's just about enough. We really need to quit it with all the wise quacks already.

 

[StillStunned]

All I can say at this point: 50k views for this thread?! Don't people have anything better to do?

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Alright, alright. That's just about enough. We really need to quit it with all the wise quacks already.

All reasonable people have been abduckted. We're all quackers here.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

All I can say at this point: 50k views for this thread?! Don't people have anything better to do?

You can take it as another feather in your cap!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I mean, I was hoping the jokes'd make an impression here, but didn't expect this big a splash!

 

[cw5523729]

All I can say at this point: 50k views for this thread?! Don't people have anything better to do?

Clearly I do not

 

[NuclearFairy]

All I can say at this point: 50k views for this thread?! Don't people have anything better to do?

Doesn't seem like it.

 

[Statius]

I keep ducking in and out; not as often as I'd like as sometimes I chicken out. However if it goes on much longer I may have an eggsitential crisis, even if I am part of the problem.

Bit of a reach I know. I'll just waddle my way back to the shame corner.

 

[StillStunned]

Maybe the next duck pun can be this topic's swan song?

 

[Z_TheWriter]

All I can say at this point: 50k views for this thread?! Don't people have anything better to do?

I can't leave, I'm still st(d)uck in the Shame Corner.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I keep ducking in and out; not as often as I'd like as sometimes I chicken out. However if it goes on much longer I may have an eggsitential crisis, even if I am part of the problem.

Bit of a reach I know. I'll just waddle my way back to the shame corner.

No one'll give you a paddling if you come back out.

Heck, we're all on duck-joke fumes, it seems. Maybe it's time to put a pinfeather in it?