The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: enough with the eggs already!

[Bramblethorn]

I only have whipped cream comes out my left nipple. The other one has non-dairy yoghurt.

I used to date a witch who also had soy.

 

[stickygirl]

I used to date a witch who also had soy.

She had three titties?! No wonder she was a witch!

 

[MillieDynamite]

I hear, tonight's going to be as cold as three titties on a witch riding her broom through a polar vortex.

She had three titties?! No wonder she was a witch!

 

[onehitwanda]

Does it help if you imagine the nipple making the same sound as when using one of those whipped cream canisters?
*ssssshoooorrrrrk*

I hate you more than anything else ever.

 

[RoperTrace]

I have started walking with a cane and it lets me walk a little further than I could without it. As a nice touch, I am using my father's cane; he passed away this summer.

I'm not yet requiring a cane, but have bought one for my wife, who has used it over a year now. Wished I'd kept my dad's old wooden cane in the event I need it eventually.

 

[PennyThompson]

*ssssshoooorrrrrk*

This is very good onomatopoeia, used for very bad purposes.

Now do the sound it makes when the brea-- I mean canister runs out of cream!

 

[Nightaelf]

Cold weather used to give me two perky nipples. Now it’s just one… and a ghost.

My nerves are still convinced there’s a full set, so I get a phantom nipple popping up to say hi. It’s weird, a little sexy in a sci-fi way, and honestly, I guess I’m officially haunted.

 

[Bamagan]

This is very good onomatopoeia, used for very bad purposes.

Now do the sound it makes when the brea-- I mean canister runs out of cream!

*shrk-thwipth*
Remember to shake the breast vigorously for several seconds before attempting to dispense, or if it's nearly empty. Applying firm suction to the valve can also help extract any residue.

 

[StillStunned]

This thread keeps taking unexpected turns...

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

^^ Like a mountain road in West Virginnie.

 

[cw5523729]

Not sure if I'd want to see how fast I can make my nipple spin, but hey...

Well, maybe  you wouldn't want to see that

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

(,} {; )

 

[iwatchus]

This thread keeps taking unexpected turns...

And twists and shakes and jiggles.

 

[StillStunned]

^^ Like a mountain road in West Virginnie.

I was thinking more of an old European town where nothing goes in a straight line for more than twenty feet.

Cintra is the worst for that, in my experience. I have a pretty decent sense of direction, but even after three days I was unable to figure out where anything was in relation to anywhere else.

 

[stickygirl]

Well, maybe  you wouldn't want to see that

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[This missing picture was of two spinners glued onto breasts and I’m relieved to see it got 404d because it was humiliating]

If you must. I'd hoped Wanda would keep this quiet but she's annoyed with me over the cream thing

 

[onehitwanda]

I'd hoped Wanda would keep this quiet but she's annoyed with me over the cream thing

Not annoyed. Disappointed.

Now I owe Ursula twenty quid and and a bag of weasels, and I've got no idea where I'm supposed to find the weasels.

 

[StillStunned]

Not annoyed. Disappointed.

Now I owe Ursula twenty quid and and a bag of weasels, and I've got no idea where I'm supposed to find the weasels.

Grab a handful of cats and shave them.

 

[onehitwanda]

Grab a handful of cats and shave them.

It worries me that

a) you suggested this and
b) I actually considered it for a couple of seconds.

 

[StillStunned]

It worries me that

a) you suggested this and
b) I actually considered it for a couple of seconds.

And just the other day I thought that nobody took me seriously anymore!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Not annoyed. Disappointed.

Now I owe Ursula twenty quid and and a bag of weasels, and I've got no idea where I'm supposed to find the weasels.

Parliament?

 

[cw5523729]

Not annoyed. Disappointed.

Now I owe Ursula twenty quid and and a bag of weasels, and I've got no idea where I'm supposed to find the weasels.

Sorry, I checked weasels.com for you but, weirdly, it's not a registered domain for a site that sells weasels.

Maybe try Amazon instead. They have everything.

 

[onehitwanda]

Maybe try Amazon instead. They have everything.

Amazon and I do not speak any more.

 

[cw5523729]

Amazon and I do not speak any more.

Is it because they delivered your package to the wrong house? Trying posting a picture of the delivery photo on social media with a caption "Does anyone know who's concrete steps and/or plain white front door these are?"

 

[Statius]

Not annoyed. Disappointed.

Now I owe Ursula twenty quid and and a bag of weasels, and I've got no idea where I'm supposed to find the weasels.

Pretty sure there's weasels all over LitE. Certainly not in this thread, but... Oh! Try the political threads!

 

[crookedletter]

Amazon and I do not speak any more.

You might not speak to Amazon. But Amazon is listening anyway.