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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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lance gt said:
The fire in my hearth and in my heart are stoked and awaiting you. Fly swiftly and let me wait no more.
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Ahh. Sir, Lancelot, The ocean between us will not keep us separated for long. Look to the evening sky when the moon is full and the air is crisp. I will swoop in as the wind blows.
 
YoursSINSerely said:
Ahh. Sir, Lancelot, The ocean between us will not keep us separated for long. Look to the evening sky when the moon is full and the air is crisp. I will swoop in as the wind blows.
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I'll keep a candle burning and a clear spot to land. Ride swift and sure, my arms await you and my heart beats fast.
 
Not in the last few days. Not nearly as much in the last few months either. Stress and sex don't mix very well.
 
Maybe because it's Halloween, I can dress up as a movie star and get some action, before they find out it's just me.
 
I just found this thread I should have been posting here for months? I think I have forgotten what oit feels like.
 
Dear Sir Lancelot,

All my wishing in the world still didn't make my wish come true. Maybe it will happen next year. Thanks for all of your effort today. This birthday is over.
 
YoursSINSerely said:
Dear Sir Lancelot,

All my wishing in the world still didn't make my wish come true. Maybe it will happen next year. Thanks for all of your effort today. This birthday is over.
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Och, ma' Bonnie wee Lass, it's no the fact ya did'ne get laid. It's the fact yer still worth layin'. Keep a smile pasted to yer face and charm the brichs off a man. If ever ya need tae be reminded, gi' us a shoot and I'll be yer Loving' man
 
Even with my Bill Clinton mask and finding a girl with a Monica one didn't help. She went for Hillary instead and left me standing there with my cigar all ready to dip.
 
not since yesterday. oh, it is after midnight, so make that the day before yesterday.
 
I"m going to make this my daily post, so everyone can keep track of me and I won't have to bother writing anything else, anywhere else. I'm done. Short and sweet!
 
I'll join this thread as well. I need a full day with sex. I miss those kind of days. Oh yeah, and I miss having someone to sleep and cuddle with for a whole night.
 
Two years ago I went to Vegas. On Tuesday, the night after I got back, I played poker, lost the late game, hung out at the bar, drove home a very drunk woman and got laid.

This weekend I went to Vegas, and got home on Monday again. Last night, Tuesday, I went to the bar and played poker. After coming n 3rd in the late game, I didn't meet any drunk or even sober women that wanted to take me home and screw me. :(
 
Hey, sounds better than my day. I was at work, sitting around minding my own business, when I smelled something horrific. So I got up and went to the bathroom to discover the source of the smell: an enormous pile of poo.

You went to Vegas and didn't get laid. I picked up poo with diapers and didn't get laid. I think you got me beat there. :D
 
TxRad said:
You mean there is supposed to be someone else there? :eek:

It's been way too long.
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lol, well i can get by with something hard and waterproof but does help to have real thing sometimes.:kiss::devil: Besides I need spanked still. *wiggles butt at you*
 
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