The Hurley International Advice Board :)

[Hurley_International]

Hey, this is for all you people on this list who actually like me (E_O_D, when are we gonna hook up, I am ready, willing and able) as for everyone else, this is where you can ask me questions and I might be able to give some adivce out on how to make your computer work better for you or how to tell psyhco girls who will stab you in the back while your sleeping on your bed from the half way normal ones.
So drop a line and I will help you out

 

[Hurley_International]

PS. yes I do know how to fine tune computers to run better, I used to work for Uncle Bill Gates
and HP so I can fix printers too and yes I make house calls

 

[Ravenloft]

We get to ask you questions?
How many can we ask?
Can I go first?
Why is the sky blue?
What makes cats purr?
How come Teri Weigel OVERACTS during sex?
Who let Wes Craven get away with Scream 2&3?
IF you dream of something bad happening and then it DOES happen... Does that make you psychic? And if it did, would you want to be that way?
Whats the meaning of life?
Um... Thats all I can think of at the moment...
But I will get back to you, okay?

 

[Hurley_International]

Originally posted by Ravenloft:
We get to ask you questions?
How many can we ask?
Can I go first?
Why is the sky blue?
What makes cats purr?
How come Teri Weigel OVERACTS during sex?
Who let Wes Craven get away with Scream 2&3?
IF you dream of something bad happening and then it DOES happen... Does that make you psychic? And if it did, would you want to be that way?
Whats the meaning of life?
Um... Thats all I can think of at the moment...
But I will get back to you, okay?

Ravenloft:

The Sky is blue because of the Mositure in the air, and the way the sun reflects off of the mostiure.

I dont know what make cats purr, but I know what makes women purr.


Who is Teri Weigel?

I dont know, I ask myself the same thing I wasnt a big fan of scream

I suppose it does make you a pshycic (sp) and no I wouldnt want my life that way

What is the meaning of life, Please dont ask me such in depth questions I am only 18 I dont know shit about life!

 

[Laurel]

yes I do know how to fine tune computers to run better, I used to work for Uncle
Bill Gates

I have a question... What would happen if Uncle Bill found out that you own a Mac?

 

[Hurley_International]

WHy do you think I dont work at Microsoft anymore

LOL
No, I just got a better job in California!

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

Calling Dr. Hurley... We need a house call here - STAT!

Anytime, Baby!

 

[Hurley_International]

Allrighty
I think I can handle that E_O_D
you gonna pay for me to fly out there? everything else is free eheheh

 

[*Eve*]

I have a question for you Hurley,
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Oh yea, and when EOD is finished with you can you fly over to me? I'll make it worth your while.......

 

[Hurley_International]

yea I can
like I said if the plane ticket is payed for the rest is free

 

[John1965]

Just to help out a little bit...Terri Weigel is one hot little whore...She used to model in the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog and then got into porn movies. Actually she is really hot!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The sky is blue because microscopic particles in the Earth's atmosphere bounce around the light of the sun, and the blue light in the visible light spectrum bounces longer, staying above the earth longer than the other colors.

Or because on the third day God said, "Let it be pretty!" And it was.

 

[Hurley_International]

blah blah blah blah
at least let me pretend lkike I am smart even if for a day ehehe

Uhm E_O_D I am yours when ever you wish for me to make my presnce known

Eve same goes for you

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay. But just for a day.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re the car and headlights -- no, nothing would happen, the light wouldn't go any faster than the car. You might scare the hell out of some Fourth Dimensional deer though.

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

LOL! Dixon, once again you crack me up! Hurley... I finally got a pic I can send you, let me know if you still want one - and should I send it along with a plane ticket???

eod

 

[StarryEyz]

If you were in a car going the speed of light and you turned the headlights on, would they do anything?

 

[Hurley_International]

heheh yea
you can send me the pic with a plane ticket it could be fun..

dcshoecoskater@uswest.net