The Hoyle Reader...

[Starfish]

I can only do like 8 a day.

You give me a number between 1 and 52 and I give you a reading.

 

[MissTaken]

32


Came to mind immediately!

Lead on, fishie. Tell me all.

*MUAH*

 

[Guest]

 

[Starfish]

Misstaken...

Three of Hearts.

You want a threesome and you want it now.

 

[Wiggles]

What's a Hoyle?

36

 

[Starfish]

foxy,

Jack of Spades.

You want to eat ice cream and rub it on your privates, and have it licked off.


Wiggles,

Nine of Clubs.

You like to wiggle your ass when you dance, and others like it too. Keep it up.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

42. Thanks Starfish.

 

[Starfish]

Re: What's a Hoyle?

What's a Hoyle?

Mystical stuff, babe. Mystical stuff...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Do me do me.

No really, do me. That AV makes me hot. You can make shit grow...and that kicks ass.

After that, I pick.......19

 

[Wiggles]

Wiggles,

Nine of Clubs.

You like to wiggle your ass when you dance, and others like it too. Keep it up.

Oh, wow! It's like your reading my mind!

Do you Me?
<Starts wiggling ass, fervently>

How about now? Yeah, that's what I thought,

 

[Guest]

 

[miles]

25...shhhhh

I can only do like 8 a day.

You give me a number between 1 and 52 and I give you a reading.

 

[Starfish]

I can't believe I actually have a deck of cards out and am actually really doing them

M'lady of the deepest fire,

Seven of Spades.


You are bummed, but you are so hot, that we all want to grope, lick and fondle you, and that should make you feel a little better.

Lick!




Simply Sweet (is more like it),


I have you now...

Nothing beats the Ace of Diamonds.

You will soonly be sandwiched between OC and PC, for a OCSSPC sex sandwich. Hell, I even forsee that becoming an anachronym for a US Naval Ship in the future. Things are looking up.

(Oh, and Vixie is the fluffer and photographer, so there is a bonus. )


Miles, You better hope I don't count too well.

Eight of Hearts.

Good news! The women you lust after are total sluts (at least mentally slutty), but are disease free. Rest easy. You're going to die with your dick still attached.


Wiggles, I do, I do.

And I must say that's a wrap for today.

Oh, hey, I might be on again later with more.

 

[miles]

Good news! The women you lust after are total sluts (at least mentally slutty), but are disease free. Rest easy. You're going to die with your dick still attached.

I think you call that hitting a home run.

 

[MissTaken]

Misstaken...

Three of Hearts.

You want a threesome and you want it now.

Damn! She is good!

 

[april-wine]

Hey Fishie, I see the number 4, could you DO me too........

Ummm then could you read my card............

 

[Black_Bird]

9 and 3/4s

 

[ohiobbw]

Starfish, do me! (Anytime! )

And my number is 13 for the other kinda of doing.

 

[Starfish]

April Showers bring May flowers.....

Jack of Hearts....

Well, duh.... You have everyones heart wrapped around your finger. Just try me.


Black Bird singin in the dead of night......

Jackven of hearonds.

You are an excellent and cautious Tarot reader, and you will go far. You should smile upon nature and all that is, for your blessing. And you have a great sence of humor, and we love that here. Thanks for being a good sprite.


OBBW, Hi Neighbor!

Jack of Hearts...

Your heart is tied to lit.. HAH AHA HA AH!
You are sucked in, to get sucked on!

Yooo HOOO!

Oh, and since you could kick my ass, here is a big hug and some more sucking you off... (((((((((((OBBW)))))))))))))

 

[Svedish_Chef]

17

 

[Black_Bird]

Black Bird singin in the dead of night......

Jackven of hearonds.

You are an excellent and cautious Tarot reader, and you will go far. You should smile upon nature and all that is, for your blessing. And you have a great sence of humor, and we love that here. Thanks for being a good sprite.

Ah - you are too kind...

... No really, you are too damn kind; I was looking forward to the sexual inuendo!

 

[Starfish]

Oh, doh!

That was just a warm up reading for you..

Oh, my... oh dear... I don't know if we'll be on the same level ever again...

I see, ... uh... I see.... that you are deeply moved by pussy. All pussy. My pussy.

 

[Black_Bird]

Oh, doh!

That was just a warm up reading for you..

Oh, my... oh dear... I don't know if we'll be on the same level ever again...

I see, ... uh... I see.... that you are deeply moved by pussy. All pussy. My pussy.

[Bugs Bunny Voice]Now, Ain't tat teh trut! [/Bugs Bunny Voice]

 

[april-wine]

April Showers bring May flowers.....

Jack of Hearts....

Well, duh.... You have everyones heart wrapped around your finger. Just try me.

Try You.......Hmmmmmmm ready for a taste test anyday......

Thank-you for the reading sweet Fishie.......

 

[Starfish]