SweetWitch
Green Goddess
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2005
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It's massive. It's gross. It's revolting. It’s so large I could hear it walking across the floor. It landed on my head and proceeded to attack my ponytail. It’s wingspan is wider than the palm of my hand.
I went after it with a flyswatter. It took five good hits but still kept coming back for me. It landed on my blouse. I was doing the icky bug dance and scaring the cat.
I defended myself with a phone book, beating on it until it finally stopped moving. After tossing both the book and the crushed beetle into the fireplace and struck a match. At last I was safe. The cat came out of hiding.
Then I heard something, a scratching sound that made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. The thing was crawling from the fire. After two blows with a hammer, it was no longer recognizable. Man, I hope it’s dead now. I don’t fancy blowing a hole in my own floor with a shotgun.
Nasty bug.
I went after it with a flyswatter. It took five good hits but still kept coming back for me. It landed on my blouse. I was doing the icky bug dance and scaring the cat.
I defended myself with a phone book, beating on it until it finally stopped moving. After tossing both the book and the crushed beetle into the fireplace and struck a match. At last I was safe. The cat came out of hiding.
Then I heard something, a scratching sound that made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. The thing was crawling from the fire. After two blows with a hammer, it was no longer recognizable. Man, I hope it’s dead now. I don’t fancy blowing a hole in my own floor with a shotgun.
Nasty bug.
