The heiferbeast is waaaay too smart for me

[perks]

She gets through her babygate and into the kitchen, so I unlock my babygate and go to get her. She runs out and goes through my unlocked babygated area. Then laughs at me. I'm a gullible failure.

 

[TWB]

Theyre alot smarter than we givem credit for. We teach em so much and don't even know it.

 

[Summery]

I had to say to hell with baby gates.They never worked with my son. I remember once he lined up all his toy cars and trucks then purposely ran down the baby gate. Kids are smart.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Sounds like you need a surfers leash. You know the ones we use for surfboards. Velcro the ankle strap to her lil ankle and attach the leash to some central point.

 

[BigDawg69]

She gets through her babygate and into the kitchen, so I unlock my babygate and go to get her. She runs out and goes through my unlocked babygated area. Then laughs at me. I'm a gullible failure.

Nah she just inheretid your evil genius is all.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

The Square Fottage Of Our Apartment

Is A Perfect Size So As To See The Kid Anywhere But The Bathroom and Bedroom If The Door Is Closed

The Bathroom Light Is Off Til Ya Go In And The Bedroom Is Never Closed Or Bright

LOL

They Are Too Smart!

Well Not Really, That's What We Want Right

 

[perks]

Re: The Square Fottage Of Our Apartment

You know it was quite clever. I'm not faulting her, I'm just wondering why I was one step behind Her Zippyness. I'll have to switch gears. Those eyes in the back of my head didn't come factory installed. I have a defect. Someone return me. Wait, if the factory is my mother, scratch that.