The heaviest smoker you know?

[Mike_Yates]

Who is the heaviest smoker you know?

My stepfather smokes at least three packs of cigarettes per day. He is always running to the store to get more.

It's unbelievable, literally all he does day in and day out is sit down and watch TV, and smoke one cigarette after another.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Exxon Valdeez

Waterworld

 

[kbate]

I am down to one friend who still smokes and she's down to less than a pack a day.

I give her crap every single time I see her light up or hear her cough or wheeze.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I am down to one friend who still smokes and she's down to less than a pack a day.

I give her crap every single time I see her light up or hear her cough or wheeze.

Several people in my family have died from smoking. I certainly hope my parents aren't the next victims.

I know better than not to fall for the terrible tobacco scam.

Even lung cancer patients still light up. They just can't put them down, not even if they are dying...

Apparently it's almost impossible to stop them.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Where kbate lives, Mountain Dew passes for a healthy fruit drink...

 

[Mike_Yates]

Where kbate lives, Mountain Dew passes for a healthy fruit drink...

It's sad and terrible, literally all these people do is have a cigarette in their hand every single waking moment of their life.

And they do so right up until the moment they die.

It's a drug just like crack, heroin, cocaine, meth, and so forth...

 

[kbate]

Where kbate lives, Mountain Dew passes for a healthy fruit drink..

Nope. Healthy fruit drink is wine.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Nope. Healthy fruit drink is wine.

And where are you from, Kbate?

 

[kbate]

And where are you from, Kbate?

Hunt Country.

 

[Mike_Yates]

My father smoked every single day for about 35 years. He is in his sixties now and lives in North Carolina.

I have no idea whether he still smokes or not, I haven't seen him in ten years.

My guess would be that he probably does...

My stepdad has been smoking since 18 and he is 59 years old. He is morbidly obese and probably doesn't have too many years left to live if he continues on course.

The only way to stop smoking is never to start.

 

[chillywilly2]

I am down to one friend who still smokes and she's down to less than a pack a day.

I give her crap every single time I see her light up or hear her cough or wheeze.

Down to one friend because you drove all the rest away with your constant bitching...okie dokie...either that or the smoking killed them

 

[JohnnySavage]

This one weighs about 1500 lbs

 

[JohnnySavage]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Exxon Valdeez

Waterworld

Mine's bigger!


By far. Don't be intimidated; she will assure you that it is how you use it...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Mine's bigger!


By far. Don't be intimidated; she will assure you that it is how you use it...

I don't want to act the know-it-all, but in Waterworld, the smokers were the guys on jet skis, not the ship itself. Although I give a big Bravo Zulu for referencing a Costner movie. The man has never made a bad movie.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, the baseball one sucks...


And the Valdeez was the main smoker; they would have yelled smokers had they had seen it just the same as the jet skis...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i smoke atleast a pack a day...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

i smoke atleast a pack a day...

Thank you for your tax dollars.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Thank you for your tax dollars.

You know what's funny? (other than BHO's ears)


The energy discussion(s): "Good job Americans! We asked you to conserve fuel, and gasoline usage is at a 17 year low! We are going to conserve even more gasoline going forward!!!! Hooray for us!"


The tax policy discussion(s): "Good golly ollie, Americans are driving less and we are running out of money in the highway trust fund. What can we tax to make up for the fact that those pesky proles are doing what they were told?"


Sometimes, as a keen observer of human interactions, I just sit back and giggle like a school girl.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You know what's funny? (other than BHO's ears)


The energy discussion(s): "Good job Americans! We asked you to conserve fuel, and gasoline usage is at a 17 year low! We are going to conserve even more gasoline going forward!!!! Hooray for us!"


The tax policy discussion(s): "Good golly ollie, Americans are driving less and we are running out of money in the highway trust fund. What can we tax to make up for the fact that those pesky proles are doing what they were told?"


Sometimes, as a keen observer of human interactions, I just sit back and giggle like a school girl.

That is #6 or so over on my list.

Their actions never have unintended consequences...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Whoops!


I was way off; it is #2...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man.

 

[CandiCame]

My granny smokes like a fucking freight train. She lights one off the other. I've NEVER seen anybody smoke like that. It's fucking scary.

you know how you hotbox in like, a tent or a car or something? Her fucking HOUSE is like that, but with nicotine instead of THC. Bitch has set off smoke detectors before. There's got to be nothing inside her but tumors. It's crazy.

 

[thør]

Who is the heaviest smoker you know?

There was a guy at the tire shop on Monday that had to weigh 350-400 pounds. He was smoking outside while waiting for a ride.