The H you say!

[Baudie]

As of today, depending on where you look on Literotica, I'm sorta-kinda a writer. Seems my 1/10/12 story "Road to Nowhere" has for the moment drifted up into the H ratings range. My profile shows a different rating for the story than the story listing, so I'm not sure which is the most current, but I'll bask for the moment in its red glow.

Sigh. Sip tea. Inwardly smile.

After a semi-brutal welcome following my first two stories to the "Loving Wives" category (given the negative initial reception, I'm happy that they are at least rating about average) I wasn't sure if I should give it another go. Glad I did.

So I'll smile for now, cognizant that the coveted red H may be as fleeting as Michigan's current warm winter temps.

 

[sr71plt]

The rating on your submissions page is the most up-to-date one. It updates as soon as a vote is made.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Depends on where you write, some categories practically hand out H's to every newcomer, and others you got to work for them.

 

[Baudie]

Depends on where you write, some categories practically hand out H's to every newcomer, and others you got to work for them.

Pinch of salt taken.

The rating on your submissions page is the most up-to-date one. It updates as soon as a vote is made.

Thank you.

 

[TxRad]

It also depends a lot on who you piss off on the boards but since you are new, that hasn't happened yet.

Take your H and enjoy it.

Welcome to the AH by the way.

 

[sr71plt]

Of course, historically, any mention on the boards that a story of yours is doing well brings on the troll voting of it.

 

[Baudie]

Of course, historically, any mention on the boards that a story of yours is doing well brings on the troll voting of it.

Pinch of salt, followed by shot to foot.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Pinch of salt, followed by shot to foot.

Try to avoid placing the pinch of salt in the bullet wound to your foot; it can hurt.

(But congratulations on a good start!)

 

[TxRad]

Pinch of salt, followed by shot to foot.

The bandages are in the cabinet on the far wall.

 

[lovecraft68]

Pinch of salt, followed by shot to foot.

Or in the case of the person you were quoting lack of H's can be do to sub standard writing.

 

[TxRad]

Or in the case of the person you were quoting lack of H's can be do to sub standard writing.

We don't need that on this thread.

 

[Baudie]

The bandages are in the cabinet on the far wall.

Limping across room, reflecting upon adage about putting salt on a wound.

 

[TxRad]

Limping across room, reflecting upon adage about putting salt on a wound.

Sulfur powder works better on gunshot wounds.

 

[Angellica1612]

It also depends a lot on who you piss off on the boards

Sad, but I don't doubt it. I've probably also shot myself in the foot, and in such a short time too Oh, well. My stories are doing okay, though I haven't seen this mysterious red H you're all talking about. I'll just be happy if I make it to the Tops list

 

[mynameisben]

Sad, but I don't doubt it. I've probably also shot myself in the foot, and in such a short time too Oh, well. My stories are doing okay, though I haven't seen this mysterious red H you're all talking about. I'll just be happy if I make it to the Tops list

The red H indicates a high pressure system has developed above your story, and a swirling storm of controversy is certain to follow if your story runs into the dreaded blue C.

 

[sr71plt]

The blue C?

 

[TxRad]

The blue C?

Blue W, maybe?

 

[sr71plt]

Blue W, maybe?

Maybe, but I suddenly have this compulsion of wanting to have a blue C.

 

[TxRad]

Maybe, but I suddenly have this compulsion of wanting to have a blue C.

Stick your C outside. If it is cold enough, it should be blue shortly.

 

[_Lynn_]

Stick your C outside. If it is cold enough, it should be blue shortly.

*chuckle*

 

[TxRad]

*chuckle*

My job is complete.

 

[sr71plt]

Maybe tomorrow. It hit 60 degrees here today.

 

[TxRad]

Maybe tomorrow. It hit 60 degrees here today.

Damned weather, you can never trust it. Maybe the freezer in that case.

 

[_Lynn_]

My job is complete.

Maybe tomorrow. It hit 60 degrees here today.

Will we get an update on your blue C when the temperature drops?

 

[lance gt]

You'll like it even better when you check the Recent Activity area to see any comments made and if your story is favourited by readers or you, as an author. You'll look like this >