The growing epedemic

[bellisarius]

I'm speaking of "Olesonitis."

OLESONITIS - A disease typified by an individual being all consumed with everyone else's business while their own life spirals out of control. The disease afflicts most people at on time or another, this is the transient form. Very much like the "24 hour" flu. However there is a growing body of the populace that is afflicted with the chronic form of the disease. There is no known cure for the chronic form.

The disease is named in honor of Harriet Oleson of "Little House on the Prairie" who was the arch-typical prototype for the outward manifestations of the disease.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Nobody cares, asshole.

 

[someoneyouknow]

The word is epidemic. At least learn to spell correctly.

 

[Dribble]

damn cut and paste didn't fill in that word.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I'm speaking of "Olesonitis."

OLESONITIS - A disease typified by an individual being all consumed with everyone else's business while their own life spirals out of control. The disease afflicts most people at on time or another, this is the transient form. Very much like the "24 hour" flu. However there is a growing body of the populace that is afflicted with the chronic form of the disease. There is no known cure for the chronic form.

The disease is named in honor of Harriet Oleson of "Little House on the Prairie" who was the arch-typical prototype for the outward manifestations of the disease.

Is that what Michael Landon died from?

 

[Queefer]

I heard he died from cancer. The real kind.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I heard he died from cancer. The real kind.

Good one George. You're on fire tonight.

 

[nowisthetime]

The word is epidemic. At least learn to spell correctly.

https://i.giphy.com/media/w1IHYROtTZxvi/giphy.webp

 

[Hypoxia]

Is this small troll yet adequately fed? Leave it be, to starve on its own, like a slug on tin.

 

[FGB]

That describes my roommate.

and totally clueless...

 

[bellisarius]

That describes my roommate.

and totally clueless...

Most of them are.

 

[dolf]

Uh oh... Is ironyitis contagious?

 

[bellisarius]

Uh oh... Is ironyitis contagious?

It's addictive. All mammalian life is dependent on it. The technical term is "Hemagolbanitus."