the group of death...... football :)

[hobbit.]

My money is on the Australian / China group.


World cup drawEuropean qualifying section

Group one
Portugal, Sweden, Denmark, Hungary, Albania, Malta
Group two
Greece, Israel, Switzerland, Moldova, Latvia, Luxembourg
Group three
Czech Republic, Poland, Northern Ireland, Slovakia, Slovenia, San Marino
Group four
Germany, Russia, Finland, Wales, Azerbaijan, Lichtenstein
Group five
Spain, Turkey, Belgium, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Armenia, Estonia
Group six
Croatia, England, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Andorra
Group seven
France, Romania, Serbia, Lithuania, Austria, Faroe Islands
Group eight
Italy, Bulgaria, Republic of Ireland, Cyprus, Georgia, Montenegro
Group nine
Holland, Scotland, Norway, FYR Macedonia, Iceland

African qualifying section

Group one
Cameroon, Cape Verde Islands, Tanzania, Mauritius
Group two
Guinea, Zimbabwe, Namibia, Kenya
Group three
Angola, Benin, Uganda, Niger
Group four
Nigeria, South Africa, Equatorial Guinea, Sierra Leone
Group five
Ghana, Libya, Gabon, Lesotho
Group six
Liberia, Algeria, Senegal, Gambia
Group seven
Ivory Coast, Mozambique, Botswana, Madagascar
Group eight
Morocco, Rwanda, Ethiopia, Mauritania
Group nine
Burkina Faso, Tunisia, Seychelles
Group ten
Mali, Congo, Sudan, Chad
Group 11
Togo, Eritrea, Zambia, Swaziland
Group 12
Egypt, Congo DR, Malawi, Djibouti

Asian qualifying section

Group one
Australia, China, Iraq, Qatar
Group two
Japan, Bahrain, Oman, Thailand
Group three
South Korea, North Korea, Jordan, Turkmenistan
Group four
Saudi Arabia, Uzbekistan, Lebanon, Singapore
Group five
Iran, Kuwait, United Arab Emirates, Syria

Concacaf qualifying section

Group 1A
USA v Dominica or Barbados
Group 1B
Guatemala v Turks and Caicos Islands or St Lucia
Group 1C
Trinidad and Tobago v Bermuda or Cayman Islands
Group 1D
Cuba v Aruba or Antigua and Barbuda
Group 2A
Mexico v Belize or St Kitts and St Nevis
Group 2B
Jamaica v Bahamas or British Virgin Islands
Group 2C
Honduras v Dominican Republic or Puerto Rica
Group 2D
Canada v St Vincent and the Grenadines
Group 3A
Costa Rica v US Virgin Islands or Grenada
Group 3B
Guyana v Suriname or Montserrat
Group 3C
Panama v El Salvador or Anguilla
Group 3D
Nicaragua v Netherlands Antilles

 

[morewickedfun]

I vote for you to remove your pants.

 

[hobbit.]

I vote for you to remove your pants.

then you die... laughing

 

[morewickedfun]

then you die... laughing

Not unless your pecker was on fire.

 

[hobbit.]

Not unless your pecker was on fire.

ooh er....

 

[boutrosboutros]

Group One of the European bit is a tough one. Portugal should be favourites, but Sweden are a good side, Denmark are no pushovers, and Hungary and Albania aren't desparately poor: typical bananaskins that could easily end up beating Portugal or Sweden at home. Not sure if it qualifies as a group of death but it's close.

Also, Nigeria and South Africa's group looks tough if only the top team goes through. That can't be right though; don't South Africa qualify automatically?

But yeah the Aussies have a tough ride. I'd still fancy them to top the group, but Iraq'll give them a run for their money.

 

[morewickedfun]

ooh er....

*takes out lighter fluid
Anyone have a lighter or a match handy?

 

[hobbit.]

*takes out lighter fluid
Anyone have a lighter or a match handy?

its wet, it wont burn

 

[morewickedfun]

its wet, it wont burn

Well come here. I'll blow on it.

 

[rimmy]

I thought England already choked after losing at home to an undetrmanned Croatia team after the Jews did you a favour by beating Russia?

 

[hobbit.]

I thought England already choked after losing at home to an undetrmanned Croatia team after the Jews did you a favour by beating Russia?

Tactical dear boy, tactical..... much like the sinking of the argiebargie boat some years back

we seek global domination, not mere European champions status, the east europeans can have that... we are playing the long game, show the cart horse shagging bastards the meaning of DOMINATION, bunch of third world cabage growing twats!


The Jews as you call them, didnt fancy an early shower, hence they fought like christians against the Russian Tiger.

 

[hobbit.]

Well come here. I'll blow on it.

just breath, no flame thrower! ok?

 

[morewickedfun]

just breath, no flame thrower! ok?

Well dammit.
Fine but I am tying your hands behind your back for your own safety.

 

[rimmy]

Tactical dear boy, tactical..... much like the sinking of the argiebargie boat some years back

we seek global domination, not mere European champions status, the east europeans can have that... we are playing the long game, show the cart horse shagging bastards the meaning of DOMINATION, bunch of third world cabage growing twats!


The Jews as you call them, didnt fancy an early shower, hence they fought like christians against the Russian Tiger.

And therein lies your problem.


I did like the Mclaren joke though.

 

[hobbit.]

Well dammit.
Fine but I am tying your hands behind your back for your own safety.

Mon Cher...... Hairy palms are so passe anyhow

 

[boutrosboutros]

I thought England already choked after losing at home to an undetrmanned Croatia team after the Jews did you a favour by beating Russia?

That was Euro 2008. This is world cup 2010, where more or less exactly the same thing will happen with a slightly different configuration of nations.

 

[hobbit.]

And therein liea your problem.


I did like the Mclaren joke though.

the spanish translation babble fish must be spawning......

when Henry VIII gave jesus up for woodworking lessons, he knew what he was doing. trust me.

 

[morewickedfun]

Mon Cher...... Hairy palms are so passe anyhow

I think you may have a fever.
You are speaking partial frog.
Avert your eyes! Don't look at me.

 

[hobbit.]

That was Euro 2008. This is world cup 2010, where more or less exactly the same thing will happen with a slightly different configuration of nations.

At least we gave the ungrateful peasants their rat infested homelands back in 1946, which is more than the Hun would've dun! the world cup, if they had their way, would've been a sub group of the Bunders league!

 

[hobbit.]

Avert your eyes! Don't look at me.

not a chance. at least while i can smell petrol fumes.....

 

[boutrosboutros]

At least we gave the ungrateful peasants their rat infested homelands back in 1946, which is more than the Hun would've dun! the world cup, if they had their way, would've been a sub group of the Bunders league!

Think of it this way: you would at least have more than one world cup by now if the Huns had won and England was just a corner of greater Frankfurt...

 

[iceburg1]

Damn you italian freaks !!

Go the socceroos !

 

[rimmy]

the spanish translation babble fish must be spawning......

when Henry VIII gave jesus up for woodworking lessons, he knew what he was doing. trust me.

Que?


Word on the street is you'll be having a foreign coach. If one is crazy enough to take the job.


Or you take Venables. ahahahah.

 

[rimmy]

Think of it this way: you would at least have more than one world cup by now if the Huns had won and England was just a corner of greater Frankfurt...

He's just bitter because the only Cup they've ever won was on home soil. And 40 years ago.

 

[hobbit.]

Think of it this way: you would at least have more than one world cup by now if the Huns had won and England was just a corner of greater Frankfurt...

and River plate were more than just a borussia dortmund feeder club One world cup and TWO world wars...... the italians and french will never even get near that, even if they join up with the spanish... papist nations anyway